Corrupt a wish!

[Insert A username]

Granted, but its filled with maggots

I wish for something

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it’s for a bomb to drop on your neighbourhood

I wish to find £100 on the street

[Hugo]

Granted, but street tax just went up by £100

I wish for everyone to have a good day

[Master]

Granted! Everyone's day went by marvellously, the sun shone bright but not too intensely, there was a gentle summer breeze, and there was laughter and song in the air as all went about their day with absolute merriement. Pity the rest of the month wasn't as good, no matter how they tried, there was always something, torrential downpour, some nasty prank or a most inconvenient malady that left them incapacitated for a good chunk, and what a shame too, cause they had such plans that month.

I wish for a throat lozenge.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it’s 98.14% cyanide

I wish for a new phone

[Hugo]

Granted, here's your Galaxy Note 7

I wish for the Teensy theme to be less annoying

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it’s just boring instead

I wish rayman was made as a PS Classic

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but its 200GB large.

I wish I could get a new mattress for my bed.

[Greengoop]

Granted but it’s rotting

I wish for god powers

[Hugo]

Granted, and I'd REALLY like to give you them, but Globox lost the Silver Lum with your new powers!

I wish to play that fan-improved Rayman M with PC friends

[Greengoop]

Granted, but your friends find it boring and go play league instead

I wish I could add custom people to real life

[pompom454]

Granted, but you need to post SiIvaGunner-like rips everyday.

I wish people signed up for this creation I made so then it's double the funny rips.

[Greengoop]

Granted but it ends up on r/comedycemetary

I wish people on Reddit were nicer

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but Twitter becomes twice as toxic.

I wish my neighbor was a better person.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but everyone else on your street becomes terrible

I wish I had an orb that tells me where all inactive accounts here are now

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but it only shows the information of accounts that posted less than 10 times.

I wish my dog and cat like eachother.

[Greengoop]

Granted but you don’t find them cute anymore

I wish animals got along (mostly)

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but the ecosystem is now destroyed since the predators stopped eating the prey, causing them to die and letting the herbivores eat all the plants and destroying earth.

[The Jonster]

I wish Ithasmore had come up with a wish.

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but its written with words that have 2 or less syllables! (sorry for not writing one!)

I wish I dont have to sleep.