Things Teensies Would Say

[Mortamon Saturn]

I must break the topic's rules, and not phrase my sentence as everyone expects me to! No, I won't say "I have to go", you can't force me to do it... Wait, oh no, by quoting it, I did say it!

[lyndo64]

I have to stop Hugo from changing our traditions.

[The Jonster]

I must eat dumpling with forks.

[lyndo64]

I have to go steal all the pillows

[Mortamon Saturn]

I must eat dumpling with forks.

Wrong! You're supposed to eat them with a machete! What are you kids learning these days!?

I have to go be a boomer to the new generation

[The Jonster]

I USE A TOOTHPICK TO EAT THEM DUHHHHHHHHH
I have to go pack my lunch in my butt.

[DaveRattlehead]

I have to take Diazepam.

[The Jonster]

I have to take ozempic and stab myself with it.

[lyndo64]

I have to write in cursive

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go woke...

[lyndo64]

I have to go cook

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go LET HIM COOK!

[Aaron]

I have to go bake some bacon and cook some cookies.

[ItzalDrake]

I have to go watching hours of kitten videos on YouTube

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go complain to the manager that an employee refused to call said manager when I got mad!

[lyndo64]

I have to go watch Ryan's world the movie

[ItzalDrake]

I have to steal the king's crown because I'm the real king

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go make a chocolate with cauliflowers and spider eggs as ingredients.

[lyndo64]

I have stay here because I have nothing to talk about

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go look up for ideas because I'm creatively bankrupt (why yes, my name is Ubisoft, how could you tell? )