Any questions on this board?

[Xenon]

But who is God here?

[neo]

Jesus, my friend.

[Xenon]

Jesus is not here

[Hunchman801]

Oh, I thought God had commited adultery with Mary... Then honor is safe.

[Xenon]

Mary was his mother

[Hunchman801]

Do we know who his father was? ^_^

[Xenon]

Joseph ^^

[Hunchman801]

I thought Mary was a virgin, but she had a child. My nonsense detector is warning me!

[Xenon]

Then where did Jesus come from?

[Hunchman801]

From a stork egg ^__________^

[neo]

From god.

[Xenon]

From god.

Man, that answer is not logical.

[Hunchman801]

I do not think religion is logical.

[Xenon]

I really want to believe in Jesus and God, but the "facts" just seem too unbelievable...

[Hunchman801]

What most Christians think now is that there is a true part and a false one. Only fanatics still think everything can be true, such as Hell or the denial of Darwin's theories

[Xenon]

What makes anyone think Hell exists? Nobody can proove anything...

[neo]

I do not believe in heaven or hell, and I am catholic.

But if there is a hell, I'm fucked!

[Xenon]

That's a risk you're willing to make?

[neo]

Of course, not do you?

[Xenon]

I'm not sure!