Corrupt a wish!

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but the bag with them is 90% air.

I wish Rayman Origins had the same amount of levels in every world instead of putting half of them in Jibberish Jungles.

[Greengoop]

Granted but the game is now unplayably long

I wish I could alter me and everyone else’s memories

[dr_st]

Granted but now you altered your own memory and you no longer remember how to alter memories.

I wish I had the power of instantaneous teleportation.

[Greengoop]

Granted but it doesn’t teleport your index toe

I wish i found an infinite bitcoin glitch

[dr_st]

You found it, but now everyone has infinite bitcoins and its value has gone down to 0.

I wish I didn't have to attend work meetings at 8:30 in the morning.

[Greengoop]

Granted, we have a work meeting at 4:15 in the morning!

I wish I had a permanent eurostar premium pass

[BlueGoop222]

Granted but your seat is always filthy


I with I could refill my phone battery with a click of my fingers

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you don’t know how to click

I wish I could instantly get rid of tastes in my mouth

[BlueGoop222]

Granted, but it only works on tastes you love



I wish i was a famous loved cricket player

[Greengoop]

Granted, but people begin to know way too much about your life

I wish I could summon chairs out of thin air

[BlueGoop222]

Granted, but they spawn in a random country

I wish I could control penguins

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you can only control their left eyelid

I wish there was a console that functioned as a PC

[BlueGoop222]

Granted, the pc part works like a pc from 1962

I wish I could fly for 3 hours a day at 40 miles an hour

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you can fly as much as you want after that!

I wish we make 50000 posts on record day 2025!

[The Jonster]

If that’s what so you wish, my friend. Then by all means feel to try

[Greengoop]

If that’s what so you wish, my friend. Then by all means feel to try

We’ll probably need to unlock BONK and word to word for that

[BlueGoop222]

Granted we can try

I wish I could teleport anywhere I want and be able to return

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it has a 50% chance or returning you to the wrong spot, and has a 5 minute cool-down

I wish I could relax as soon as I got home

[BlueGoop222]

Granted, but only for five minutes

I wish I had an infinite bottle of cold water

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it is so cold it will more likely than not knock you out

I wish pre-made toast was a thing