Corrupt a wish!

[Greengoop]

Granted, but everyone mysteriously begins to be surprisingly truthful

I wish my neck didn’t hurt right now

[Rsandee]

Granted, someone hits you on your toes with a hammer, now you don't feel the pain in your neck anymore!

I wish all restaurants and food chains now have free delivery.

[Pirez]

Granted. But they're not bound by any kind of time limit, so they'll most likely give it to you by foot two weeks later.

I wish my neighbors would stop making loud noises.

[Hugo]

Granted, but now they are in your house stroking you

I wish I had time to play some Rayman right now...

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, you're stuck in a Rayman themed mental asylum, stuck playing English with Rayman for the rest of your life!

I wish my dog stopped sleeping on my bed so often.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but as soon as you get off he tries to murder you

I wish it rained diamonds

[BlueGoop222]

Granted, but they are so sharp if it hits the earth it would be destroyed

I wish Rayman two had really good graphics

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it’s only for Nintendo switch and costs £60, for slightly enhanced graphics

I wish I could see a list of rayman games in the year 3000

[BlueGoop222]

Granted, but you have to freeze yourself and get unfrozen in the year 3000

I wish Rayman 4,5 and 6 would come out in 3 months

[Greengoop]

Granted, but they are all hypercasual mobile games

I wish I had the power to make anyone agree with what I say

[BlueGoop222]

Granted, but you can’t control what they believe. You might say a game sucks out of anger but then everyone would believe that

I wish I could do really good drawings

[Greengoop]

Granted, but every time you finish it gets destroyed in some way (burnt, blown away, falls down a crack)

I wish people cared I just got my 58000th ting

[BlueGoop222]

Granted but only for 12 seconds

I wish I could control what I remember

[Greengoop]

Granted, but nothing extraordinary ever happens to you so your memories aren’t worthwhile

I wish bluegoop222 became a god

[BlueGoop222]

Granted but only for 100 years

I wish me and greengoop where gods

[Greengoop]

Granted, but we get into a war that destroys the universe

I wish bluegoop222 stays online forever

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but you're forced to stay off the grid for the rest of your life to compensate.

I wish I could have an infinite supply of salted caramel flavored swiss miss hot chocolate.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but a day later salted caramel flavoured Swiss miss hot chocolate is discovered to have human remains in the ingredients

I wish i was eating an overly unhealthy cereal

[BlueGoop222]

Granted, but you get cavities 10X faster

I wish I could star in a movie

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it completely bombs and you’re reputation is ruined forever

I wish people liked thick of it by KSI