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[Greengoop]

I don’t think people say that above the age of 10, so that’s ruled out

I remember seeing someone figure out the most common joke in Garfield, but I think every joke ever is a bit of a step up

[EdgyRabbid]

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

[Greengoop]

I had a stroke reading that

[EdgyRabbid]

Oh.. its a refence to this

[Greengoop]

Yeah I know, I just said that as a joke

[EdgyRabbid]

Lol... Also im in Math rn, im bored out of my mind and accidently made this on https://doodad.dev/dither-me-this/

[Greengoop]

How does one accidentally make that?

[EdgyRabbid]

Messing around with the settings, it kinda looks cool to me? Might make a shitty creepypasta based off it!

[Greengoop]

What’s it gonna be like?

[EdgyRabbid]

Hmm.. im not sure.. I started the text, and i made it about how a fan goes on here one day to an announcement of a new game.. is that cool?

[PluMGMK]

Ohh.. also my teacher said that for people in europe that "Little Breakfast" is breakfast, "breakfast" is lunch? Im not sure if i believe him..

Well, it's true. In France, "petit déjeuner" is breakfast and "déjeuner" is lunch. I guess Canadian French has retained the more conservative literal meaning ("dé-" + "jeûne" = basically "un-fast" = "break-fast").

[Adsolution]

Wow, that makes me wonder what the last recorded joke in human history will be…

"See that mushroom cloud over there, rapidly approaching? I bet I could fart a bigger one"

yeah, probably as their bodies void upon death too. our end is our begginning, as a sea sponge

Now that makes me think what the most common joke of all time is…

still farts

Ohh.. also my teacher said that for people in europe that "Little Breakfast" is breakfast, "breakfast" is lunch? Im not sure if i believe him..

Why wouldn't you believe him? he's the teacher

[Magelin]

My school does an “exit pass” for special ed kids, so they can essentially leave their lesson and go to learning support whenever they feel like. What a dream…

That's awesome!

I know right! I was offered one, but I declined it

Well, anyway it’s really cool that y’all have such thing in your school! My school would never..
——
On another note.. It’s my birthday today!
Though the plans that i had in my head are slowly crumbling..
I was going to school, and then they just cancelled it because of the weather. But i was really looking forward to my classmates celebrating it. Birthdays are like the only thing that reminds my classmates that i actually exist, and i’m not some cardboard cutout.. Obviously, they wished me happy birthday on socials, but that feels a little bit less personal. Um, sorry if that bit sounded a bit arrogant or something..
And to top it off.. When i sat down on my bed, my cat started peeing on it And that’s not exactly pleasant..
But, i still have a whole day to go, right? So nothing is lost, my fellas! Or atleast i hope so..

[Greengoop]

It’s my birthday today!

Happy birthday!

I was going to school, and then they just cancelled it because of the weather. But i was really looking forward to my classmates celebrating it.

Well, at least you got a full day off!

Birthdays are like the only thing that reminds my classmates that i actually exist, and i’m not some cardboard cutout..

Wait, so your class does a whole celebration for your birthday? In my school a couple of people say happy birthday then just move on

And to top it off.. When i sat down on my bed, my cat started peeing on it And that’s not exactly pleasant..

[Magelin]

Happy birthday!

Thank you, Goop!

Well, at least you got a full day off!

Actually, i still had to do study online, so it’s not really a full day off..

Wait, so your class does a whole celebration for your birthday? In my school a couple of people say happy birthday then just move on

Ah, well my class does the same thing. But last year, my classmates gifted me things! Which was very nice of them. Obviously, i’m not expecting any gifts from my classmates, just a happy birthday makes me already pleased Also, my English teacher buys chocolate bars for people who are having or had a birthday, like she doesn’t need to do that but she does, she’s so cool

[EdgyRabbid]

Happy birthday Magelin! I hope you have a great day!

[Greengoop]

my English teacher buys chocolate bars for people who are having or had a birthday, like she doesn’t need to do that but she does, she’s so cool

Do you think she’s gonna give you it tomorrow?

[EdgyRabbid]

Maybe she will?

Also, hows everyone today?

[Greengoop]

I’m good! Just playing the new Fortnite update now my Wi-Fi is back

[EdgyRabbid]

Cool! Im in math, and im thinking of putting my mall trip in the vacation tread to explain why i wont be active tomorrow.