Corrupt a wish!

[Insert A username]

Granted, but you have to drink a bottle of tabasco hot sauce

I wish I have the power to fly

[Pirez]

Granted, but you have to drink a bottle of tabasco hot sauce. Before every flight.

I wish I hadn't diarrhea, right fucking now.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you start to diarrhea Tabasco Hot Sauce instead!

I wish we could get 5 day weekends and 2 day weekdays

[WPTheModder]

Granted, but you have too much energy and now can't go to sleep at all.

I wish to know immediately whenever I start a show how many seasons there are, so that way when I reach the end I don't cry and wish for more

Edit: I keep replying late.... oops. Just corrupt mine again!

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted, but all shows only have 2 seasons

I wish i didnt have asthma

[Greengoop]

Granted, you now have severe breathing disorders that have nothing to do with asthma instead!

I wish Fortnite remix lasted longer

[PluMGMK]

You get a remix of Fortnight by Taylor Swift that lasts for literally a fortnight instead

I wish I could quit my job without having to have another lined up…

[Greengoop]

Granted, you quit the job but the next day, every employee gets a trillion euros as a “thanks for working” gift

I wish I had a Time Machine

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but the time machine can only gi forward in time by a second, every second...

I wish that it didn't snow in they day I was supposed to go skiing.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but there’s now no snow on the ground at all

I wish I could control the weather

[Insert A username]

Granted, but I control your feelings

I wish for my intrusive thoughts to be gone

[Greengoop]

Granted, but so are your other thoughts, and you become a zombie!

I wish this evening lasted for a little longer

[Insert A username]

Granted, but its evening for the next 9 hours

I wish for Greengoop to click the link below my text

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it doesn’t load because I’m sneakily on my phone at school and the Wi-Fi here sucks

I wish I actually fell for it rather than recognising what it was from the XcQ

[Insert A username]

Granted, but you have to have a good day

I wish my classmates tell me what was the most recent geography lesson they took, I wasnt in school

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but they also mention a math lesson that you dont know about, and they wont tell you what it was about!

I wish for some roasted ham.

[Greengoop]

Granted but it’s made into baby food

I wish I could get on with my day without feeling bad for leaving my cat

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but now you feel guilty about leaving your house, and spend the day constantly worrying about it.

I wish that my laptops battery lasted longer.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but the batteries keep falling out for some mysterious reason

I wish I knew the answer to every philosophical question

[dr_st]

Granted, but the answer is always "fries".

I wish that all the bears in all the forests in all the world were female.