Corrupt a wish!

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but before you can cast this wish, every bear magically gets teleported away from the forests, making the wish have no effect.

I wish hand warmers would stop burning into my gloves whenever I use them while going skiing.

[Greengoop]

Granted, they take away your gloves and now it burns your hand!

I wish autocorrect was better

[Insert A username]

Granted, but it only works when you dont want it to

I wish i continue to be sick so I can be at home for the next week

[Greengoop]

Granted, you now develop a raging terminal illness

I wish it wasn’t wet outside

[dr_st]

Granted, but only because you're in the deep desert of Arrakis with sandworms everywhere.

I wish that some pubs in my area server Barbar beer.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but the word “near” can now be used to describe places as far away 10 thousand miles

I wish I knew the answer to every SMALL question

[Giant Chicken]

GRANTED, BUT EVERY QUESTION IS NOW BIG!

I wish my air conditioner wasn't so loud.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but your air conditioning is broken, and the worst heatwave ever has just hit your area!

I wish I could travel back in time

[WPTheModder]

Granted, but you can only go back and not foward.

I wish for Rayman Legends to be better.

[Greengoop]

Granted, now it’s so good that everyone you know cannot stop playing it, and you just wanna go and play CoD with your mates instead

I wish I could control what games people liked and didn’t like

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but now you hate every game, causing every industry related to games to collapse.

I wish I could survive in space!

[WPTheModder]

Granted, but you can only survive in your space bar.

I wish that making money wasn't so hard

[dr_st]

Granted, but you can only survive in your space bar.

https://genius.com/Dr-dre-light-speed-lyrics

I wish that making money wasn't so hard

You got a really good printing press, so now making money is super-easy, but you got arrested and sent for 25 years in prison.

I wish that I had the source code of every DOS game ever.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you find absolutely nothing interesting within them

I wish it was easier to find a good song

[WPTheModder]

Granted, you can only find the one song that's literally just named "A good song" and it's absolutely horrendous

I wish I didn't have school today

[Greengoop]

Granted, but aliens invaded the school that day and game everyone magnificent superpowers!

I wish I knew what the best cereal is

[WPTheModder]

Granted, but now you cannot stop eating it and now it doesn't taste as good as before... so you stop.

I'm gonna steal from you and make my wish a little similar..

I wish I knew what the best show was. I'm running out of good shows to watch lol

[Greengoop]

Granted, but there’s 2 episodes, each only 10 minutes long, and you have an emotional breakdown after it finishes

I wish I didn’t have to revise

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, you revise something, but you never found out what.

I wish I stopped procrastinating on making myself an actually decent signature (The Captain Lazerhawk one still gives me PTSD)

[Greengoop]

Granted, you decide to not make a signature at all! And you had just entered SOTM

I wish I could be bothered to do my homework