Corrupt a wish!

[Insert A username]

Granted, but you always make speling misteiks

I wish my friend would think more before saying anything (he has a bad habit of cussing, and he recently called me "son of a bitch" expecting me to take it as a 'joke', or piece of shit etc etc, what an uncultered bastard)

[Greengoop]

Granted, after a long think, he still decided to cuss at you!

I wish my back didn’t hurt

[Insert A username]

Granted, but I nibble your ankles and they are paralyzed for 2 days
I wish my friend agrees with me that Rayman belongs in smash (he wants fucking boo over rayman :skullemoji:)

[WPTheModder]

Granted, but I nibble your ankles and they are paralyzed for 2 days

Uhh... what?

Anyways, granted, but now all he talks about is Rayman in smash and nothing else ever.

I wish I had musical talent!

[Greengoop]

Granted, it’s musical talent of the bagpipes

I wish I had a lower bar for humour

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, every time you hear anything you burst out laughing uncontrollably for half an hour.

I wish I could phase through objects!

[dr_st]

Granted, but you forgot how to turn it off, so now you phased all the way to the center of the Earth and are stuck there.

I wish my car had started this morning.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it fails and breaks down forever 1 second after starting

I wish all scrolling social media apps/feeds were deleted

[Insert A username]

Granted, but a random amazon employee delivers you 500 ancient scrolls

I wish for my Iraqi friend to draw goofy stuff like the old days

[Insert A username]

I wish for this topic to be active again

[Greengoop]

1. Granted, but it’s extremely gory and explicit

2. Granted

I wish magicmush had more videos

[Insert A username]

Granted, but they suck

I wish I was a skibidi sigma with w rizz and kai cenat lvl 10 gyatt

[WPTheModder]

Granted, but everything you rizz up, or everything that RIZZES you up (because of your gyat) immediately kills you. You are also very highly wanted, so this will be harder to avoid. I wish the 2nd post of the day didn't include the words "gyat" or "rizz", but here we are.

I wish for the memory eraser from MIB so I could forget about all brainrot!

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you forget everything, except the brain rot that IAU didn’t choose to say!

I wish that I watched ninja get his low taper fade at the Ohio sigma barbers instead of goonmaxxing on the skibidi toilet

[Insert A username]

Graned, but you get an ipad and you are stuck to it you are also 20 years younger now

I wish for playing minecraft with my girl friend and other friends for a longer time (maybe 1 hour longer?)

[Greengoop]

Granted, but your girlfriend blows up the house you’ve used since 2014

I wish people asked me before they showed me fucked up things

[Insert A username]

Granted, but they only show you fucked up things

I wish for a small sized pizza

[Pirez]

Granted. It is so small you can't see it.

I wish I had a job.

[Greengoop]

Granted, you now work as a servant for a rich oil tycoon owner in Dubai

I wish I had more PS3 games

[The Jonster]

They're all in Swahili though.

I wish I lived in Australia.