The Leptys Scepter Quest

[The Jonster]

Except I warm the earth so the snow in the tundra melts, so Ithasmore is exposed and he passes out from the heat exhaustion. It was then simple enough for me to take the floating scepter and headed for Australia's plateaus where it was higher ground and safer.

[Greengoop]

Turns out, it also contributed to the heat in the Australian plateaus! I find jonster’s passed out body lying on the floor and grab the sceptre and jump on his head

[The Jonster]

Only for Greengoop to be bitten in the foot as I was only having a heat spell! While Greengoop is rushed to the hospital I take the scepter and insert it into the Walk of Power in my GOG copy of Rayman 2 so people will be forced to play Rayman 2.

[Greengoop]

I thought the sceptre ended up in your copy of rayman 2. This motivated me to finish the game and you were so impressed you gave it to me anyway!

[The Jonster]

Except you haven’t finished Rayman 2, you rage quit at The Sanctuary of Stone and Fire. Luckily I put a spell on the scepter that would cause it to teleport to an unknown location in case it ended up in the hands of a lying cake.

[Greengoop]

Unfortunately, it ended up in the hands of a lying cake lying he didn’t have it! I found it within the cake after I ate it. It was lemon drizzle with vanilla icing and jam!!

[The Jonster]

But then, Greengoop eats the cake which is a lie and it ended up giving him food poisoning. While he’s throwing up in the loo, I take the scepter and throw it into the Rivers of Murk, watching it float away.

[Greengoop]

There was a sewage problem in the local area, meaning the sceptre washed up into my toilet. I then kept it in a cupboard despite it beating slightly dirty

[The Jonster]

Because it was dirty, the scepter cursed Greengoop’s house to be dirty and threw itself down the sink, ending up in the Bog of Murk, where I had R4Y_ANC3L pick it up.

[Greengoop]

R4Y ignored your request due to his inactivity. The sceptre is now just floating in an unknown area

[The Jonster]

Good news is, Greengoop forgot to pick it up cuz he didn’t know where the Bog of Murk was on the Teensie Highway so I was able to reclaim it.

[Greengoop]

Or did you? It must’ve drifted into the land of the livid dead because you just picked up a stick! It may be even further by the time you get there

[The Jonster]

You’re right, it must be so far along it could be back at DumboTV’s house. He’s celebrating the new year though so I could just get it back from the stream and use it as a disco ball for my New Year’s party!

[Greengoop]

People were complaining that the disco ball sucked, so they threw it out. Greengoop was doing his top secret Jonster spying at the time and managed to catch it and quickly ran off!

[The Jonster]

I cancel the New Year’s party as a result and go after Greengoop. Luckily I’m faster than him so I quickly switch the scepter with a helicopter bomb and return the scepter safely to my safe in Globox’s mouth.

[Greengoop]

Turns out you thought you had the sceptre, but in reality you still had the bomb! You put it in Globox’s mouth and he blew up, and went to his funeral while I was on the run with the sceptre

[The Jonster]

Thankfully we were standing next to the heart of the world so I wished for the scepter to appear in my hands. I then use to travel back in time and stop Globox from eating the helicopter bomb. I then hurl it at Greengoop which chases him down, causing the me holding the scepter to vanish and the real me picks up the scepter Greengoop dropped when the bomb exploded on him. We all still attended his funeral regardless, where the headstone reads: most RPC posts of 2024

[Greengoop]

I rise from the dead in 2025, to try and get the most posts of the year as well! The sceptre will also help me a lot, thanks for that

[The Jonster]

Only for his revival to be a double-edged sword! Every time he made a post, his post count went down by 1. Greengoop throws the scepter out of DumboTV’s window into my hands and I leave with the scepter.

[Greengoop]

As you hold the sceptre, something feels off. You give it back to me because you are completely convinced it is fake. It is only after i take it is when you realise you got played by your own mind