The Leptys Scepter Quest

[The Jonster]

Realising this, I clear my mind with meditation, gaining psychic powers, which I use to take the scepter back from Greengoop. I then unleash a Confuse Ray on Greengoop, confusing him into playing Rayman 2, thinking it was Rayman Legends.

[Greengoop]

The confuse ray wore off in a few seconds, and I yawned so hard I was playing rayman 2, it made Jonster fall asleep, then I took the sceptre, naturally

[The Jonster]

But Greengoop ran away so fast he didn’t see the lemonade pools in the Candy Chateau that he fell in while the scepter bounced off an green orange and ended up back in my hands when I woke up feeling refreshed.

[Greengoop]

You must’ve gotten the wrong guy, and therefore the wrong sceptre! The real me was still trying to get across a cliff in allegro presto

[The Jonster]

Except Allegro Presto has no cliffs and it was really me controlling him into the Candy Chateau, where he slipped into the lemonade pools just like above. I use the scepter to catch some Pokémon for myself and for self-defense.

[Greengoop]

Turns out, you summoned a gardevoir, which summoned a black hole and replaced the entire universe with a parallel one, where I have the sceptre!

[The Jonster]

Except the scepter exploded in your face while the black hole was active, destroying the parallel universe and restoring the universe to normal with me holding the scepter in Clearleaf Forest.

[Greengoop]

The leaves were so clear I chased after you and got the sceptre. I then got my teensie bodyguards to beat you up

[The Jonster]

I bribed them with Tings to get them to beat you up instead! I then receive my prize, the scepter! And head deeper into the woods until I ended up at Clearleaf Falls.

[Greengoop]

You notice globox crashing down from the sky. You think you’re dead until you realise you’re casually chatting and drinking plum juice with him. And the sceptre is gone. If only somebody knows where it went…

[The Jonster]

Thankfully, I sent Murfy to look around while I'm having plum juice. He finds Greengoop has it and forces him to smoke **** so he forgets the scepter was in his hand and throws it into the Sea of Serendipity where I was having drinks with Globox. Thus, the scepter ends up in my hands again!

[Greengoop]

…only for one second, then it floats away into the giant Eel’s mouth. As a skilled Rayman Origins player, I kill it in 20 second and get the sceptre and the silver trophy

[The Jonster]

However what Greengoop killed was a ghost, as I had killed it in 5 seconds and gotten the trophy and the electoon medal, AND the scepter! Thus i finished Rayman Origins before Greengoop.

[Greengoop]

Unfortunately, I’d finished it both on 3DS and Wii, so I had 2 sceptres, which I subtracted from yours to leave me with my singular sceptre

[The Jonster]

Sadly for Greengoop, I had 3 scepters, which I got from finishing on 3DS, Wii, and PC, so when we subtracted scepters I was actually the one with the single scepter.

[Greengoop]

I legally changed my name to “I” so I could have rights to claim the sceptre for myself, then changed it back to “Greengoop”

[The Jonster]

Unfortunately, the FBI found you had a name change fraud so they come to arrest you and repossess your scepter. Afterwards they had an auction and Jonster was able to buy it back with blue lums.

[Greengoop]

Unfortunately, it was an underwater auction, so you consumed all the lums! After nobody else could buy it, they gave it back to me

[The Jonster]

Except they found your name is not “I” so given that they could not find the one with that name, they gave it to Jonster when he offered some green lums instead.

[Greengoop]

However, they couldn’t find a person called “Jonster” only “The Jonster” so they gave it to some random guy who was called Jonster by his parents for some reason