Corrupt a wish!

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but the non Australia believers were right, Australia doesn't exist! To compensate, you've been placed in Austria.

I wish that conspiracy theorists made funnier theories.

[Greengoop]

Granted, a conspiracy theory now states that Ithasmore murdered 10 people with a greasy, uncooked chicken leg. The court believes it and you get a life sentence in prison

I wish I had a PS2

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, you've been sent back in the past to when the PS2 was released, and you got a free one!

I wish everyone at this current moment suddenly had to piss.
(Also those people deserved it!)

[Greengoop]

Granted, you’re currently crouching at school and everyone lets it out on your face

I wish I could fall asleep on command

[PluMGMK]

Granted but when you do, you also need a command to wake up which you can't give because you're asleep...

I wish we lived in the universe where Ben Franklin chose the opposite convention for electric charge sign, and so conventional current flow would match electron flow.

[The Jonster]

Unfortunately, if this wish is granted, people’s cars would be more likely to blow up due to people’s knowledge of electricity flow to be in reverse.

I wish for 3 more wishes.

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but I get to use them for you!

I wish that I was rich,had nothing that could change me from being rich, and nothing else in my life being affected in any way.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you can’t spend your money due to your life not being affected

I wish for a deep frying pan

[Insert A username]

Granted, but its rusty or something idk

I wish for more Rayman Legends music levels

[dr_st]

Granted, but they all play Nickelback songs, which as we know, are all the same.

I wish I was good at ice skating.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but the songs remixed are thick of it, sigma boy and let him cook

EDIT: NINJAD BY THE DOC
granted, but now you’re starting to miss being bad at it

I wish it was Friday

[The Jonster]

Friday ends up being beginning of Opposite week!

I wish I had more Tings than Greengoop.

[Greengoop]

Granted: you now have 2 tings and greengoop has 1

I wish Jonster’s Real name was Jonathan Wright-Richards Martin Nester XVII

[The Jonster]

This wish is granted, however by some mysterious scepter magic, my name is actually Greengoop, and your name is actually Jonster, meaning you just leaked your real name to all the public.

I wish to have the power to manipulate usernames on the forum.

[Greengoop]

Granted, you pick a terrible name for your enemy, but everyone else finds it awesome and they become worshipped

I wish it was the half term already

[Insert A username]

Granted, but uhh mm, well, it feels like normal time, but actually its been 50 years, wake up we miss you

I wish for... nothing, I dont want anything, I am happy with the things I have and my life

[WPTheModder]

You instead get everything. Not everything you've ever wanted, no. EVERYTHING in the world, overflowing inside of your room.

I wish for 10 bucks, because I feel like that's a pretty good amount of money to just have.

[The Jonster]

You get 11 Greengoop dollars!

I wish I could age backwards for a few years.

[Insert A username]

Granted, but your relatives age with 10 years

I wish for a FNAF plush

[Greengoop]

Granted, but FNAF suddenly becomes extremely irrelevant, and you get bullied to oblivion for having it

I wish I could rearrange my PS5 trophy list instead of having to play games in a certain order so they look nice there