Corrupt a wish!

[Rsandee]

Granted, but they're all games you've played before. (Batman Arkham Asylum and Arkham City if you want some)

I wish I could fly as a biological function.

[Greengoop]

Thank you for the recs!

granted, but now you’re a bird, and this wish tapped in as you were at a shooting range

I wish I didn’t have to get up at 5am tomorrow

[Insert A username]

Granted but its only for tomorrow every other day you have to get up at 5 am

I wish I had the motivation to continue Kirby

[Hugo]

Granted, but that motivation is sucked from Kirby, who now moves at half speed

I wish everyone was happier

[Insert A username]

Granted, but you can never experience happiness again

I wish tboi would give out more hearts because i always die

[Hugo]

Granted, but you can never experience happiness again

Damn...

I wish tboi would give out more hearts because i always die

Granted, but it gives you hearts from real creatures and now your room is full of real hearts.

I wish I could transform into a dragon and back into a human at will.

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, you can now turn into a komodo dragon! (I'd argue thats still pretty neat)
I wish I would stop coughing as much.

[Insert A username]

Granted, but you sneeze every 2 minutes

I wish I got good at brake boosting

[Greengoop]

Granted, you’ve spent the past 50 years of your life getting good at it, and now the Rayman Legends servers have shut down (assuming that’s what you mean)

I wish I had unlimited bacon.

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but all of it is burnt.

I wish all toasters toasted toast.

[Hugo]

Granted, but you have to convince them to let you and they're very uncooperative.

I wish every person who reads this has a nice day got 'em, boys.

[Greengoop]

Granted, everyone actually has a nice day, due to that not being your true wish

I wish I could find a place to eat

[BlueGoop222]

Granted but it’s the worst service and food u have ever eaten

I wish I could lucid dream whenever I want

[Greengoop]

Granted, but they always turn into lucid nightmares

I wish Easter Holidays were longer

[BlueGoop222]

Granted but summer brake is a week and a half shorter

I wish I could command wolves

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you are never able to find any wolves

I wish I had more pairs of socks

[BlueGoop222]

Granted but they all have large holes in them

I wish I could just get a scholarship to any university I want

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you aren’t able to get a degree from any university

I wish I had a band

[BlueGoop222]

Granted but it failed in 2 weeks

I wish any photo I took looked amazing

[Greengoop]

Granted, but only because you used lots of AI

I wish I gained a million pounds every second