The Leptys Scepter Quest

[Giant Chicken]

However, before you could make the wish, I dive dramatically towards you to grab the scepter... and miss. You feel so bad that you give me the staff as compensation, and I run away before you can realize what you did.

[The Jonster]

Once I did though, I ask Polokus to get you to hand the scepter back to me. Because of his all-powerfulness you are unable to refuse him and I receive the scepter once again.

[Rsandee]

But oh no, that wasn't Polokus at all. That was his evil brother with a moustache, Sukolop. Sukolop gives the scepter to me because I see him walking his dog regularly between 5 and 6 and we have grown accostumed to having these smalltalk sessions where we roast the fact people seriously confuse him with his brother.

[DaveRattlehead]

Sukulop hasn't really given him the real sceptre. Though he tries to keep a friendly tone with Rsandee, he really hates his dog. He hates it so much that he has multiple dartboards at home with pictures of French bulldogs on them. Sukulop has done this to force Rsandee to be angry with him so that he will never speak to him again. However, Rsandee, far from getting angry, has increased the frequency of their conversations while walking the dog. Although it isn't the real sceptre, Rsandee seems to entertain himself with it by putting it to multiple uses (Sukulop doesn't want to ask about it, but fears the worst). Such has been his use of it that Rsandee refers to the sceptre as "Timmy". At times, Sukulop thinks that Rsandee values Timmy more than the actual sceptre of Leptys.

Tired of his unending gratitude, Sukulop has decided to give me the real Leptys sceptre and has told Rsandee that I have done a switcheroo and kidnapped Timmy. Rsandee has chased me all over the city and right now I'm on a plane to Indonesia.

[Giant Chicken]

However, Polokus, having caught wind of Sukulop's antics, confronts him about the sceptre, tired of all the shenanigans! Sukulop begrudgingly tells him that Dave has it, and he quickly gets it back, before handing it to me, due to him having owed me a favor after I helped him with a sudoku puzzle. I then go pawn it off for some quick cash, and go buy myself a pretzel.

[The Jonster]

The scepter then ends up in my hands. I use it to quickly finish filling out all the recipe journals I have on my computer and the game I was playing. I then use it to force Greengoop to watch Captain Laserhawk.

[Greengoop]

While I watch captain laserhawk, i notice the exact location of Jonster and the Scepter subliminally coded to my by Bullfrog, which I gladly decide to follow

[RayGamer99]

A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES

Unfortunately for you, those coordinates were hacked by Sam Fisher and lead you straight into a bottomless pit. Meanwhile, I snatch the scepter from Jonster while he's asleep, replacing it with an ACME Scepter Replica. From there, I use the real scepter to teleport to Betilla the Fairy, giving her the scepter and entrusting her with the task of keeping it away from anyone else while I get a bite to eat at Gourmand Land with Rayman and Globox.

[The Jonster]

Except this is all in your mind as I placed a fail-safe in the scepter so that whoever takes it next will be shown an illusion of what they believe is the future. When Greengoop approached me I ask him if he watched the show, to which he replies no. So I gave it to him under the condition that he would eventually pay me back 90000 Tings, and I head to Clearleaf Forest to have some juice.

[Greengoop]

With my newfound scepter, I go and make myself the ruler of all lands. I then make a new currency with the name “tings” which are worth 100 times less than the Iranian Rial. I give 90001 to Jonster as I’m a very generous bloke and disappear into the forest!

[RayGamer99]

Sadly this new currency backfires on you since the 65K tings you currently have are now worthless. After wandering in the forest for 3 hours, without any money to buy food, your hunger gets the better of you and you foolishly decide to sell the scepter to me in exchange for a Double Whopper with Cheese.

[Greengoop]

I begin to rapidly nibble on my whopper, when I realise what I am doing! I aim it carefully at RayGamer99’s feet so he trips up and drops the scepter! I swiftly run off with my newfound scepter and find a nearby village where I hide in someone’s attic.

[Giant Chicken]

After losing all the money I got from pawning the scepter off in Las Vegas, I decide to try getting the scepter back. I hear one of the villagers talking about Greengoop being hidden in an attic, and I burn the house that he's hiding in down, and grabbing the scepter in the ruins. I then run off, tripping on the whopper as well, before going back to Las Vegas to hide in a casino.

[Greengoop]

Coincidentally, I go to vegas due to being mistakenly charged for arson and wanting to get some money back. I see Ithasmore getting frustrated at a fruit machine and notice his bag with a lot of money and the scepter, which I run off with!

[RayGamer99]

Being mistaken for a thief, Greengoop ends up getting chased by the local police force. As it happens, I was gambling away most of my Rings chilling in Casino Night Zone (which was pretty close to Vegas, don’t ask how it all works) and notice him on the run. He tosses the scepter to me so that the cops start chasing after me, but I quickly use it to teleport away to Flying Battery Zone.

[Greengoop]

At least you thought I tossed the scepter at you! After you “teleport” you notice the half-meter bratwurst I threw at you isn’t working and is rather slimy. Rather unfortunately, the police have caught you and are about to interview you on live TV. Me? I used it to teleport to my Monster Legends island.

[RayGamer99]

Strangely the island you teleported to isn’t yours, but rather that of your in-game rival Limeslime. Seeing her much cooler enemy, she sicks her monsters on you and steals the scepter. Meanwhile, as I’m trying to clear my name on live TV, Limeslime appears with the scepter and tries to vaporize the bystanders. Thinking quickly, I throw the bratwurst at her face, covering it with slimy grease and causing her to fall to the ground and drop the scepter, which I take and use to turn her into a baked potato. Impressed by my heroism, the cops let me go and I whistle for Bzzit, jumping onto him and flying off to the Dream Forest.

[Greengoop]

This “Bzzit” you speak of is actually called the moskito. He is so mad you called him the wrong name he stings your arse and bubblises you. He knows about our rivalry together so he gives me the scepter.

[RayGamer99]

Aha, but this IS actually Bzzit! A while back, I told him about this whole scepter fiasco and he decided to help me out with it because of how stupidly funny it sounded. To that end, he painted himself to look like Moskito and, just as we planned, wrapped the scepter in spiky fruits so that when you grab it, you too are bubblized! From there, I respawn, high five Bzzit and give him some strawberries for his help, then take off the spiky fruits, grab the scepter, and hightail it to Band Land.

[Greengoop]

However, you rage at Bongo Hills and use up all your continues. I offer you 999 revives in exchange for the scepter, which you accept! As you see me jolly-ly open a portal to Toad Story, you open the bag and see… a snickers bar!