Corrupt a wish!

[BlueGoop222]

Granted but the value of the GBP became really low in value and one million pounds was not even worth a penny

I wish when I go to a beach it’s always relaxing

[Greengoop]

Granted, only because you are oblivious to the problems of the world around you

I wish for a gun licence

[BlueGoop222]

Granted but you had to be in North Korea to use it

I wish for a paid holiday to a nice tropical island

[Greengoop]

Granted, but as it’s a paid holiday, you have to pay for it!

I wish you got paid for going to school depending on how well you perform

[BlueGoop222]

Granted but everyone becomes brain dead

I wish I could bring back one person from the dead

[Greengoop]

Granted, you bring a total and utter stranger back from the dead

I wish I met a Green Day member in real life

[BlueGoop222]

Granted but they ignore you ( never said they noticed u)

I wish I could run 10k in 50 minutes at most

[Greengoop]

Granted but nobody seems to care about your feat at all, not even you!

I wish I could memorise every song off by heart

[BlueGoop222]

Granted but you have to listen to them at least 10 times to remember them

I wish I had a Time Machine

[Greengoop]

Granted, but the only time it can go back to is a loop of the 27th of March 88BCE

[Giant Chicken]

Since Greengoop forgot to make a wish, I wish for Greengoop to compensate by making 2 wishes!

[Greengoop]

Granted, but those two wishes are incredibly harmful to Ithasmore

I wish the murfy hate club wins the war!

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted, But Edge has to leave the fourms forever!

I wish i wasnt cold!

[Greengoop]

Granted, “it” is no longer cold, everything else is still!

I wish I could log onto my friends Minecraft world when he wasn’t online

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted.. But youre on hardcore mode.

I wish i had friends.

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but they're not very good friends and always take advantage of you.

I wish Dingo's Diner from Crash Bandicoot 4 was a real restaurant.

[Greengoop]

Granted, you have friends on a random game you never wish to play!

I wish I had more shirts that weren’t embarrassing

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted, but they are in rags!

I wish i had more eurodance CDS..

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but there aren't any CD players around to listen to them.

I wish someone granted/corrupted my previous wish.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you have no CD player anymore

I wish I had the drive to do a Minecraft mega build