The Leptys Scepter Quest

[The Jonster]

Using my personal Leptys scepter I whack Greengoop’s scepter aside and jump through the Time Machine before he can use it so I can go back in time to 2003 and properly join RPC in its youth so I can enjoy myself even more.

[Greengoop]

However, you decide to undergo a career in hacking and become the most notorious member in the forum history. This gets us a bad reputation so everyone knows about the Rayman community, as they chase you down the street, you throw the scepter behind you in an attempt to knock someone out, however I grab it!

[The Jonster]

However this scepter is heavy and once again bonks you in the head. As a result you go the hospital again and this time they take 5029838292 Tings as payment when you don’t have enough funds.

[Greengoop]

However, I use the scepter to generate myself infinite tings! Now, I can easily pay it off with my 999999999999999999999999999999 tings and I pay everyone to never bother me again!

[The Jonster]

Yes finally I have enough Tings to get the Rayman ubiart rank! I then undertake the rank persona and use it to punch Greengoop in the face and take the scepter as the prize for not finishing Rayman 2.

[Greengoop]

However, I spent the money to get a professional to finish Rayman 2 for me, so you legally cannot punch me and are thus charged for war crimes!

[The Jonster]

This professional however does not complete collect everything in Rayman 2 so my punching you is valid and i still leave with the scepter.

[Greengoop]

I then chase the Jonster through Rayman Legends and I corner him because he finds the game too hard, so I run off through the hardest level with the Scepter whilst he can only watch

[The Jonster]

Unfortunately i only said the game was hard to 100%, in regards to getting that last level. So naturally i reach the end the level before him and knock him into the abyss, causing him to bubblize and explode. I then hide with the scepter in the Desert of the Knaaren where Greengoop won't find me since he hates this level.

[Greengoop]

However, with my spare gajillions of tings, I pay the Knaarens to put bamboo under Jonster’s nails. The bamboo then grows with the scepter on top of it and it goes towards me!

[The Jonster]

I use the bamboo under my nails to stab Greengoop, sending him to the hospital yet again for brain surgery at the Knaaren hospital. While I use large nail clippers to chop out the bamboo, I then use the scepter to turn Greengoop into Redgoop111.

[Greengoop]

However, a noble hero has come to save Greengoop: greyslop34712!!! He forces Jonster to right bad checks until he makes a YouTube apology video promoting my Greengoop11 channel!

[The Jonster]

And so i write bad checks. Unfortunately they were Greengoop's brain surgery and since they were all bad the Knaaren decide to eat his fresh brain instead. They also decide to take greyslop34712's brain too when he tries to save them. Meanwhile the scepter is returned to its rightful place. In a silent corner of RPC.

[Greengoop]

This “silent corner” was the dumb questions topic! Young Greengoop builds a Time Machine to give the Scepter to modern me!

[RayGamer99]

Or at least, that's what you think he'd do. In reality, young Greengoop finds the scepter and decides to run amuck with it just like modern you did. To keep from any of his actions altering the current timeline, I build my own Time Machine and give him about 1000 Tings in exchange for the scepter. I then travel back to the present and start chasing Tricky Treasures with Rayman, Globox, and Barbara.

[Greengoop]

However, you find the treasure too frustrating, so you contact your local “origins sweat”. He beats the level for you, and asks you for 1 million tings. You panic since you only have 1060 but he says the scepter is worth 1 million. You sell it to him, and he runs off. No points for guessing who the sweat could be!

[RayGamer99]

Since I was completely aware that the sweat is either Greengoop or associated with him (and also I would never get someone else to complete Origins/Legends levels for me, even if Risky Ruin will forever be the bane of my Origins existence), I watch him run off with my carefully-crafted chocolate scepter and use the real one to teleport to Joe's Diner for a bite to eat.

[Greengoop]

I eat the chocolate scepter after realising it, and it tastes so good I feel euphoric and have the power to do anything, which I use to make the scepter gravitate towards me. I then use the scepter to make 50 more chocolate ones which I sell for obscene prices.

[RayGamer99]

Like you said, this is just a feeling of euphoria. While you daydream about making a killing off of your imaginary chocolate scepters, I finish eating my burger, pay Joe, and teleport to the Desert of Dijiridoos to see Holly Luya in concert.

[Greengoop]

I come to Eat At Joe’s and make a deal with him. I will make his food the official cuisine of the Murfy hate club if he agrees to put up a new deal that will draw in RayGamer99. He brings Ray in and he is so hooked on his new double chicken, fish and hash brown burger with octopus cheese and winter onions that I can take the Scepter and take a boat to the isle of doors