The Leptys Scepter Quest

[The Jonster]

You use the scepter to punch the bag and it miraculously transforms into Murfy himself, so you revive him to the pleasure of Ithasmore, who takes the scepter from you and smacks you in the head with it, giving you a concussion and sending you back to the hospital.

[Greengoop]

However, I tell the doctors my dying wish is to get the scepter, so he hires elite scepter hunters to grab it for me, then I use it to heal myself, and do gods work by he along everyone else in the hospital

[The Jonster]

The gods also heal Greengoops twisted mind, so out of gratitude he gives the scepter to him, who returns it to Rayman so he can choose between EdgeRabbit and Ly, instead of them competing for him.

[Greengoop]

He picks EdgeRabbit and Edge tells him to give the Scepter to me, which he does!

[Giant Chicken]

I watch this all happen, and decide to make a fake Murfy, which Greengoop promptly attacks. However, while he attacks it, I sneak behind him and grab the scepter from hisnhands! I run off, and go create a funeral for all the fan/hate clubs. (May they rest in peace, while their death was absolutely deserved, it still puts a tear in my eye.)

[Greengoop]

At the funeral, Ithasmore cries so hard, and is collapsing in guilt. He feels so bad he gives the the Scepter to me before realising what he’s done. I run off, and feel guilty for missing the funeral

[Giant Chicken]

However, everyone in RPC who attended the funerals watch you do this, and seeing the disrespect caused at the funeral, go grab the scepter from you, before returning it to me, as the funeral comes to a proper finish. I then go back to the Candy Chateau to play more poker.

[RayGamer99]

You see me drinking my fifth glass of lemonade from a pool, still angry about Rayman's foolish decision to hook up with Edge instead of Ly. You invite me to join the poker game, and I accept. You bring me to the table, where I poke you in the eyes first. This means that I win the game of "poker" and the scepter, prompting me to teleport to The Marshes of Awakening to pay Ssssam a visit.

[The Jonster]

Only for you to find me there taking a water-ski ride from Sssam. You trade the scepter to me so you can go for a ride with him. I use the scepter to make your ride more interesting by making trick ramps. The scepter randomly disappears after I used it though.

[Giant Chicken]

Thats because it has appeared on my hands! When I replaced the batteries of the scepter like 3 pages ago, I secretly snuck in a device that teleports the scepter to me whenever necessary! I use the scepter to create a new mountain, where I hide it inside a cave.

[Greengoop]

Unfortunately, that cave was the Anubis cave in West Virginia! As I come to examine the inscriptions, I notice the scepter lying there, so I take the batteries out, put in regular AAAA batteries and leave

[The Jonster]

Funny, I also hid a device in that teleports me automatically to the scepter when I need to use it for something. So I zap into the cave and use the scepter to fix EdgeRabbit's uneven Ting count and swap the scepter for the fake that Greengoop replaced the batteries with, which exploded in his face and he's sent back to the hospital while I place it back into the Bog of Murk.

[Greengoop]

Unfortunately, due to me wishing for it, every conspiracy is now true, including the “The Jonster must give the scepter to Greengoop whenever he has it” one. He then brings it to me, I knock him out with it, and I run off to horse creek!

[The Jonster]

Unfortunately this is an illusion caused by the alternate universe island of Rayman's you ended up in after the real scepter exploded as I wished for the next wish to not come true in the main universe. So in the end I still throw the scepter into Begoniax's love potion.

[Greengoop]

The Scepter for some reason loves me now, so it gravitates towards me whilst I examine the some out of place artefacts. I then use it to learn the truth about them and I now know every secret of the universe!

[The Jonster]

The secret is that the scepter you have been holding is made from Ly's magic and Murfy's wings. Disgusted, you throw the fake scepter out. I was on a hill watching and laugh at you realizing the scepter you held wasn't real.

[Greengoop]

I am so offended I pick up an inscripted rock and throw it in Jonster’s Face, cashing him to drop the scepter and it rolls down the hill to me. I then summon a basketball and throw it in Jonster’s face, then I run to my next Out Of Place Artefact site

[The Jonster]

I magically am teleported to Greengoop where I stab with him the spear I just picked up, causing him to drop the scepter and green out. I use the scepter to fix my face and magically vanish, as I wasn't actually there in the first place.

[Greengoop]

Since you weren’t there, the scepter is still mine! That was just you daydreaming with a brutal rock-induced concussion. I keep summoning lethal objects and throwing them in your face

[The Jonster]

Except learning it was you who did it, I whack the objects away with my zen and then wham you with a Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu and you burn away. I then pick up the scepter and pass it to someone else while I have some tea and cookies.