The 'What If' Game

[DaveRattlehead]

You'd stop drinking Red Bull...

What if I didn't have access to Internet?

[Greengoop]

Then you wouldn’t be able to look at conspiracies!

What if I vanished out of thin air?

[Rsandee]

Then you wouldn't be able to look at conspiracies!

What if I wouldn't be able to look at conspiracies?

[Greengoop]

The you would cry

What if I didn’t hate Ly?

[RayGamer99]

Then you would be sane.

What if Tily didn't replace Ly in Rayman M/Arena?

[Greengoop]

Then the world would be a miserable wreck

What if Skr8rk1dz2006 wasn’t Greengoop?

[Rsandee]

Then I am Michel Ancel.

What if 9/11 never happened?

[Greengoop]

Then modern american history would be a lot more plane

What if Minecraft wasn’t popular

[Rsandee]

Then the movie would've been a flop and Jack Black wouldn't have to entertain kids.

What if we all just sat around the campfire and sang Kumbaya?

[Greengoop]

Then that’d be a very fun night!

What if every locked topic became unlocked?

[Rsandee]

Then record day will be very fun!

What if sushi didn't have to be so expensive and it could just be cheap, while maintaining its quality?

[Greengoop]

Then the world would run out of sushi and everyone would turn to hunter-gatherers ruled by a fascist penguin

What if crabs and humans swapped intelligence

[Rsandee]

Then we'd all turn into crab people, taste like crab, talk like people.

What if Randy Marsh didn't have a mid-life crisis every episode?

[Greengoop]

Then he’d have an end-of-career crisis

What if I could fly?

[Rsandee]

Then you'd have to evade and avoid fly-swatters all your life.

What if the big bang was just a tiny poof?

[Greengoop]

Then the universe would the the size of an earbud case

What if today was both yesterday and tomorrow?

[Rsandee]

Then you're living in the movie Groundhog Day.

What if trees could talk?

[RayGamer99]

Then lumberjacks would start feeling bad about their jobs.

What if jetpacks were available to the masses?

[Rsandee]

Then you wouldn't able to sleep anywhere due to the noise and danger.

What if ancient Atlantians just ditched us by moving off-planet?

[Greengoop]

Then that’d prove we gotta follow in their footsteps, and spawn a lot of conspiracies about ancient space travel.

What if the person below me is the only conscious person in the world and everyone else is just an NPC