Corrupt a wish!

[Rsandee]

Granted, but now you are of the opinion that humans didn't invent anything theirselves and we're all basically cattle.

I wish my province, that is sitting on the biggest natural gas bubble in the entire continent, didn't just give away its gas to the rest of the country since the 60s and became independent.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but they sell the gas anyway, get into economic trouble, collapse, and turn to fascism

I wish I owned North Korea

[Rsandee]

Granted, but you are being deposed by Stalin for not being buddy buddy enough with the Soviet Union, replacing you with Kim Il Sung.

I wish fascism wasn't on the rise.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but a communist revolution happens in Switzerland and they take over the whole of Europe

I wish I could look into the minds of evil people

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, now totalitarianism is the new hip trend!

I wish I knew how to make actually good music.
Edit: Oops, I'll do Greengoops I guess. Granted, but everyone starts wearing tinfoil hats that stop you!

[Greengoop]

Granted, but still nobody listens to it

I wish I didn’t need to use the toilet ever again

[lyndo64]

Granted, but you'll feel like you have to go number 1

I wish i had a copy of Earthbound

[Greengoop]

Granted, but the Earth is not bound

I wish it could be record day every day

[RayGamer99]

Granted but now the RPC is drowning with spam.

I wish Crash Team Rumble was still getting new content.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but the content is absurdly priced microtransactions

I wish I could double jump

[Rsandee]

Granted, but in order to do so you have to fart really loudly.

I wish North Koreans ate regularly and sufficiently.

[Greengoop]

Granted, North Korea is the most developed country now, while everyone else is starving and dying.

I wish I could plug stuff in with my mind

[Rsandee]

Granted, but now the CIA is doing endless experiments on you and other agencies are after you as well.

I wish I had my own portable pocket universe.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it grows and sucks up the entire universe

I wish I found a good shorts YouTuber to scroll through

[Rsandee]

Granted, but now you are so into it that you miss record day.

I wish I had a servant to go and fetch things for me.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but they are a slave and you can now officially be called a bad person

I wish for another PS MOVE controller

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but you got it off of TEMU, so its quality is questionable at best.

I wish painted tunnels worked like they do in Looney Tunes cartoons.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but someone paints a stream of lava in it, so as you walk through, you burn to a crisp

I wish I didn’t have to go to school today

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, an earthquake, tsunami, and blizzard all come at England at the same time! You cant go to school if theres nowhere to go to!

I wish I would stop breaking my pour over coffemakers and french presses! (I've broken 6 of them combined...)

[RayGamer99]

Granted, all of the world’s coffee has suddenly vanished! Now you won’t use, and therefore break, any of those things again!

I wish I had more motivation to create sprite comics.