The 'What If' Game

[Rsandee]

Then you'd be right

What if you wanted to cook dinner but the kitchen is occupied?

[Greengoop]

Then cook lunch instead!

What if I had a GameCube

[Insert A username]

You would crash in to my buttcheeks like the plane did with the twin towers

What if Rayman Legends was better than Origins

[RayGamer99]

No need for a "what if," it already is! (Shots fired)

What if sandwiches were actually made out of sand?

[Giant Chicken]

People would start putting actual witches in them as well.

What if everyone collectively stopped brushing their teeth?

[DaveRattlehead]

Colgate would collapse.

What if everyone collectively stopped taking a shower?

[Giant Chicken]

Water bills would be cheaper, people no longer have to install showers in their homes, and tall people never have to deal with showerheads being too low! This is clearly a net positive for humanity, why haven't we done this?

What if everyone collectively stopped working?

[DaveRattlehead]

That happened in the past and we gained some rights, so I guess it would be the same?

What if Rayman got rebranded?

[Master]

Well if the discourse over the UbiArt duology is anything to go by...mass hysteria.

What if humans became crepescular?

[DaveRattlehead]

Robert Pattinson would absolutely be nothing.

What if the pirates weren't of the Caribbean?

[RayGamer99]

Then maybe they’d be of Penzance?

What if Rovio went back to making good old-fashioned Angry Birds games?

[ItzalDrake]

The world would become a better place and we would finally have some real good mobile games like we used to..

What if the sun went out?

[Pirez]

Then it'd be night. Duh...

What if we cooked humans, but only for sauces?

[Giant Chicken]

Then we'd be cowards for not going all the way, I want my human burgers!

What if everyone suddenly shrank to half their size?

[RayGamer99]

Then everyone would start wondering if they shrank or the rest of the world grew.

What if farm animals started eating human meat?

[Insert A username]

Then they'd die, because human meat is poisonous

What if I dont do my homework

[WPTheModder]

Then you'd die, because your teacher (and also probably parents) will beat you.

What if I had no class right now?

[Insert A username]

You'd question your sanity as you have nothing better to do

What If I get and A and make my mama happy?

[Greengoop]

Then the letters given for grades must’ve reversed for some reason.

What if I flat out refuse to go to school?

[Insert A username]

You will get rko'ed by your parents

What if I was good at math?