Corrupt a wish!

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted! But youre stuck in making shitty sonic sprite comics!

I wish Rayman was real, and married to me

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, someone changes their name to "me" and marries Rayman once he becomes real!

I wish more people speedran Rayman Origins.

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but the load times suddenly become 10 times longer and drive away all of the speedrunners (and players, for that matter).

I wish I had the ability to teleport anywhere.

[Giant Chicken]

Granted! Unfortunately, to teleport, you have to wait twice the amount of time it would take to walk to your destination to do so!

I wish someone else would clean everything for me!

[Greengoop]

Granted, but their price tag is just slightly lower than your house, so you have to sell it to pay them!

I wish I could pack my school bag with my mind

[Insert A username]

Granted, but you lose your bones

I wish I wont experience stress for the next 2 months

[dr_st]

Granted, but you fell into a coma and woke up two months later all refreshed.

I wish my 2025 phone wasn't worse than my 2021 one.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but the upgrades you need to boost it cost £3000 each.

I wish weekends were 4 days long

[dr_st]

Granted, but the work week is now 76 days long.

I wish that restaurant I had a punchcard to didn't go out of business right before my free meal.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but everything is taken off the menu and replaced with balsamic lemon cheesecake with octopus cheese

I wish I had an inbuilt feature that would say the funniest thing at any given moment

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but everyone finds it annoying and doesn't invite you to anything.

I wish assembling Rayman Adventures sprites didn't take so long.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but this only applies for cans of sprite in the Rayman Adventures style

I wish more countries had Parkrun

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but no one wants to participate in it.

I wish Ly the Fairy came back in the next Rayman game.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but she is voiced by a drunk Scottish farmer man.

I wish we knew more about Rayman 1’s early production.

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but the only new info we learn is that the game was originally about watching paint dry.

I wish that exclusive Rayman Legends concept art from the collector's edition of L'Histoire de Rayman was put on here (legally, of course).

[Greengoop]

Wait, there’s concept art exclusive to the collector’s edition? That’s sick! Too bad I only have the regular edition.

Granted, but it intense depictions of Murfy and other Greenbottles having sex.

I wish that I had a good seed to start out my Minecraft PS3 World.

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but you haven’t got anywhere to plant it!

I wish I had a big wooden mallet to whack people with, like in cartoons.

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but unfortunately, so does everyone else! Comically sized bumps have become commonplace in society, andyou can no longer walk 20 feet without having someone bonk you in the head!

I wish inanimate objects could talk!

[Greengoop]

Granted, but chair scream in absolute pain and agony whenever you sit on them.

I wish I could quickly sort through everything I have unconsciously.

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but you have to be knocked unconscious to do it.

I wish mine carts were used for transportation more often.