Corrupt a wish!

[WPTheModder]

Granted, but they're as slow as the ones in Minecraft.

I wish journalism wasn't a thing, so I could stop going to my crappy journalism classes.

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but the quality of news reports drops drastically.

I wish Ubisoft released a new version of Rayman Origins that adds all of its scrapped content.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but one of the scrapped (and previously unknown) contents were these huge flying realistic dicks that will instantly download and play intense porn on second of coming into constant with them.

I wish I had more pillows

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but all of them are hot on both sides

I wish I could do the Super Peel-Out (from Sonic the Hedgehog CD).

[Greengoop]

Granted, your super-tough skin peels out, followed by your bones, and then your blood pools out, and al that’s left is your heart on the ground

I wish the Tralalero Tralala games came out already!

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but they're just scratch games made in less than a day with only 10 minutes of total gameplay.

I wish everything I did became just a little but more convenient for myself!

[Greengoop]

Granted, but nothing you do is convenient, so it doesn’t affect you much at all

I wish I had time to catch up with all these new posts

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted.. but all you do for the rest of time!

I wish i was cuddling Rayman..

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but he’s actually a cleverly-disguised Dark/Bad Rayman, so you die once you cuddle him.

I wish Switch 2 pre-orders weren’t so hectic.

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted... but youre stuck with 1 game!

I wish i was done with high school already!

[Greengoop]

Granted, you now go back to middle school

I wish my school had more insane scandals

[Rsandee]

You succesfully conduct the most insane schandal in your school ever and are now in prison for life.

I wish monkeys lived closer to humans, except for chimps. Screw chimps they're agressive af.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but a new species of monkey that loves to shit on humans and then brutally torture them is discovered, and now a whole band of them lives in your garden

I wish my friends were more peaceful on the walk from school

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but now all of your walks are deathly boring.

I wish the Mechanical Dragon was added to Hungry Dragon (not that I play it, but it’d be nice to get a new name for it, like Mechabreather or Seabot).

[Greengoop]

Granted, his name is RayGamer99hasasinglemillimeterpenis

I wish I could go back to Belgium

[RayGamer99]

Granted, his name is RayGamer99hasasinglemillimeterpenis

...why are you like this?

Anyway, granted, but you're a wanted criminal there for some reason, so you get arrested the second you step foot in Belgium.

I wish I had a Warship from Rayman Origins/Legends.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you get high on a nasty joint and decide to sell it to me, who hosts a 24/7/365 strip club on it

I wish I had a more comfy school uniform

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but its now made out of extremely cheap fabric that gets destroyed in a couple days, meaning you have to buy a new uniform every week!

I wish that everything was safely edible!

[Rsandee]

WIsh granted, space wales now flock to Earth to eat the entire planet.

[Greengoop]

Granted, you get absolutely nothing as you didn’t wish for anything!

I wish I had more history lessons on my timetable