Corrupt a wish!

[Rsandee]

You are now exclusively only discussing timetables in your history lessons.

I wish for more wishes and that this were allowed.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but none come to mind when you have the ability

I wish I could try Scottish deep fried pizza

[Rsandee]

Granted, but it's nothing like a pizza and you're just getting played by a tourist trap because you're obviously not a TRUE Scotsman.

I wish I could buy and try authentic haggis over here.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you are underwater by the time your UberEats order arrives

I wish I could go to Scotland sooner

[Rsandee]

Granted, but it's part of our underwater empire now.

I wish Greengoop were orange.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but I build a wall to keep the Scots out

I wish Rsandee had an English flag instead of a Turkish one on his sig

[Rsandee]

Granted, but the English flag is now a red flag containing a white half moon and star.

I wish Turkey were a more free and democratic country.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but they now deny they were ever a dictatorship

I wish they sold American snacks here

[Rsandee]

Granted, but they instantly give you diabetes.

I wish it were more easy to get authentic Italian cheeses or tomatoes in the rest of Europe, not supermarket garbage.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you begin to feel incredibly nostalgic for supermarket garbage and begin to become a notoriously violent supermarket garbage activist

I wish I tried Yorkshire Pudding Sundae

[RayGamer99]

Granted but it tastes so disgusting that you vomit out both of your kidneys!

I wish I could travel back to the Wild West and make a living as a cowboy.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you get stuck due to road blockage in the town of Strumfuquel

I wish I could play more deathspank with my friend

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but your friend takes it a bit too literally and spanks you to death.

I wish I could fly on a mosquito from Rayman Origins/Legends.

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but now the kazoo song from Hi-Ho Moskito is constantly looping in your head!

I wish everyone else's nose grew every time they lied!

[Greengoop]

Granted, your best friend is in a toxic relationship and they say they need to go to the shops (to get away from them), then their nose grows

I wish I could visit dream worlds

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but now the kazoo song from Hi-Ho Moskito is constantly looping in your head!

Honestly, I'm fine with that.

Granted, but since dreams never make any sense, you lose a bit of sanity each time you visit a world.

I wish I had an Egg Mobile with all of the attachments from the 2D games (Sonic 1, 2, CD, 3 & Knuckles, and Mania; not counting Superstars because that game was pretty forgettable ).

[boilusplatform]

granted, but its a tiny rubber toy like this crash bandicoot one

i wish i had a glass jar of steve ballmers head

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, it spawns right by you, falling onto the floor and shattering.

I wish I could drink as much strawberry milk as I wanted.

[boilusplatform]

granted, every single cup or bottle or whatever of strawberry milk you drink has the amount of alcohol 3 beer bottles have

i wish tour de pizza ported pizza tower to the ps3

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but since the PizzaSystem 3 doesn’t exist (yet), nothing happens.

I wish Earthworm Jim got a new game that was as good as the first two.