The Leptys Scepter Quest

[The Jonster]

The coffee puts me to sleep instead of buzzing me. In my dreams, I dreamt that Ithasmore felt bad about giving me coffee instead of hot chocolate so he gave the scepter back to me so I can make some hot chocolate. Then when I got up the next morning, the scepter was in my hand! So I made hot chocolate and then went on my way, leaving the scepter at the door with a sign that said "STEAL ME!"

[Greengoop]

I see the sign, so I simply go and steal it. After realising it is untrapped, I place a Lego one in its place and set bear traps up. Rsandee falls for this, so he steps right into the traps!

[The Jonster]

I realise I dropped my phone in the house so I walk back and see the trap and tell Rsandee to get my phone for me, while telling them about the traps. After giving me my phone, I use the special warping device in my phone to warp the scepter from Greengoop to my hands and give it to them as thanks before leaving to get some donuts.

[Greengoop]

Rsandee uses the scepter the accelerate the Netherlands into the sky. I stand at the bottom and taunt him with an Irn Bru. He eventually gives into the urge and I trade him the Scepter for a box of cans!

[The Jonster]

However you are then tackled by a giant floating shopping mall and the scepter ends up flying. Luckily Rayman was waiting below to get the scepter! He calls an ambulance for Greengoop and then phones his loved one that he's bringing home a special item.

[Rsandee]

I'm sitting at an empty table in the terrace of some bar, just having some tea and minding my own business, wondering what I'm even doing here and why someone else is writing fanfiction about me before using the scepter as a backscratcher again and going home.

[RayGamer99]

I see Rayman walking with the scepter and ask him what he's going to use it for. He tells me that he planned to use the scepter to eliminate all of the evil forces in the Glade. I then tell him that if there weren't any bad guys, then his games would be rather dull, wouldn't they? He agrees and gives me the scepter in exchange for an ACME Anti-Bad Guy Raygun, which should take care of any villains that should pop up. We then tell each other about our recent adventures while we walk to the Fairy Council.

[EdgyRabbid]

As you walk to the fairy council, i sneak up behind you and pick up Rayman, running off with him. You are now alone.

[The Jonster]

Well this is a new one, instead of the Leptys Scepter, someone has stolen Rayman

Oh wait it was the husband/wife, never mind then, carry on.

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RayGamer looked down when I approached them, and they told me Rayman was stolen. So I took the scepter and used its magic to make a copy of Rayman called Rayman 2 for Edge to run off with and out of gratitude they give me the scepter. Afterwards I go to Coconut Island for some coconut milk for my pineapple smoothie.

[Giant Chicken]

Unfortunately for you, I had infested yhe island woth coconut crabs, making it overran by them! One of the crabs steals the scepter from you, and hands it over to me, their ruler! I then ride on a coconut crab I genetically modified to have wings, and fly off into the sunset!

[RayGamer99]

RayGamer looked down when I approached them, and they told me Rayman was stolen. So I took the scepter and used its magic to make a copy of Rayman called Rayman 2 for Edge to run off with and out of gratitude they give me the scepter. Afterwards I go to Coconut Island for some coconut milk for my pineapple smoothie.

For the record, I go by he/him pronouns.

Anyway, Ithasmore crashes into the "sunset" - or should I say, my life-sized painting of a sunset! This causes Ithasmore and the coconut crab to dizzily fall into the ocean, where Seabreather (who I freed from Annetta earlier) takes the scepter and swims to me. I then take it from his jaws, give him a juicy salmon, and ride off with him to the Lost Island.

[Giant Chicken]

However, I know about this trick, having pulled off the same one around 7-8 pages ago! Having studied the art of fake walls, I easily spot it, but due to feeling bad for not falling for it, decide to pretend to crash into it. Once me and my crab fall into the ocean and Raygamers back is turned, I fly straight at fim, knocking him into the water and nabbing the scepter! Once I do so, I feed Raygamer and his father to Seabreather to recreate the scene from Pinocchio, before flying off to the Iron Mountains to throw snowballs at random passerbys.

[RayGamer99]

Since I tamed Seabreather about 6 pages ago, he spits me and my dad out. While my dad leaves to do his thing, I jump onto the dragon's back and chase Ithasmore to the Iron Mountains. Luckily, I don't have to do any of the work, as a Robo-Pirate warship is patrolling the area and blows him up with a helicopter bomb. The scepter falls into my hands, then me and Seabreather escape from the warship's bombs and make a break for Gourmand Land.

[The Jonster]

I happen to be sitting inside the Candy Chateai when I notice the Seabreather crash into the roof. Annoyed, I demanded payment in cookies from RayGamer, and when he couldn't pay, I took the scepter instead and used it to fix the roof and transport them and the scepter back to the Sea of Serendipity while I go back to having my snacks.

[RayGamer99]

Surprised and grateful that Jonster still left me with the scepter, I use it to send him an apology note and a tray of cookies. Afterwards, Seabreather goes underwater to take a nap and I head over to Globox's House to see how he, Uglette, and his kids are doing.

[Giant Chicken]

However, once you reach his home, Globox looks... exactly like me. However, you just assume Globox is having a bad hair day, and think nothing of it. However, Globox was secretly... Still Globox. You and him have a nice conversation, with Uglette commenting from time to time, and leave. Once you leave however, You fall into a hole, and pass out! When you wake up, you see me dangling my legs of the edge of the hole, scepter in hand! I casually wave, maybe even throw you some food, and run off!

[The Jonster]

You attempt to escape, however Uglette stops you and asks where you are going? You don't answer and she realises that you're cheating on her. You only realise too late that you still look like Globox before she slaps you hard in the face, causing you to go flying, dropping the scepter and your disguise to come off. Seeing you are not Globox, she calls Rayman to get rid of you (by throwing you off the cliff) and invites him in, where she gives him the scepter you stole to find the real Globox. I show up at this point and tell Rayman where he should be going, towards the Clearleaf Falls.

[RayGamer99]

Having heard this conversation, I climb out of the hole and run after Rayman to the Clearleaf Falls. Once we’re there, we eventually find Globox, who is under the aggression-increasing effects of a recently-chugged barrel of plum juice. Seeing Rayman with the scepter, Globox slaps him off of the waterfall and takes the scepter for himself. He then uses it to vaporize me… but this doesn’t work so well, as I use an ACME Reflect-o-Mirror to send the blast back at him! Now a pile of ashes, I take the scepter, use it to revive Rayman and Globox, and teleport the three of us back to Globox’s house. Happy that her husband is safe and sound, Uglette lets me keep the scepter, then me, Rayman, and Globox go to get some chow at Joe’s Diner.

[Greengoop]

I suddenly get a huge ting donation from Fifo, propelling me to the Uglette rank. I then, as Uglette, ask RayGamer99 to come back with my husband. He agrees, and I invite them in for Cookies and Onion Wafers. As Rayman goes for the box of cookies, I ask RayGamer99 to read this box that has some cutlery in it. He says “Sceptrum Greengoop tradere i oportet, Sceptrum Greengoop tradere. Tradere sceptrum ad Greengoop i musti” which takes my disguise off and reveals me holding the Scepter. I then force RayGamer99 to melt into a sticky toffee pudding and I kidnap Rayman to sell back to Edge for a high price.

[The Jonster]

Unfortunately, RayGamer99 was holding a magic amulet when you used the scepter, causing you to disintegrate into an old tapioca pudding, which the real Uglette accidentally steps on when she walks through the door. So while they were at Joe's Diner, the 3 asked the waiter there, who happened to me, for a tapioca pudding for Uglette. I borrow the scepter and whip up a new one and since I felt like it I also brewed up a mint-chocolate milkshake. Yums!