Corrupt a wish!

[boilusplatform]

granted, you have to flashbang yourself with a flashlight at a random time at night

i wish i could drink beer and smoke

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you can only do one after the other

I wish the third lap in Parkrun wasn’t hell on earth

[Magelin]

Granted, but now your running shoes are filled with gravy!
I wish i could have infinite space on my C drive.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it’s a drive that can only store the letter C

I wish Parkrun reopened in France

[boilusplatform]

granted, it reopens in the 13th arrondissement of marseille

i wish i had a gaming computer from 2014 in my room

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it freezes and is giving off a permanent glass-shattering beeping sound

I wish my friend was online

[boilusplatform]

granted, he has to help his family every 5 seconds

i wish i had unlimited cherry coke (no not the white substance, im talking about coca cola)

[Greengoop]

Granted, but Greengoop steals it all (I really want that too )

I wish I could try more Coca Cola flavours

[boilusplatform]

granted, they all get stolen by ME!!!!

i wish i could have a 1:1 scale giant cardboard cutout of globox

[Hugo]

Granted, but UOWOAAAH INOAH-NYA... it rains heavily and the cardboard Globox is ruined

I wish we could all chill in the fairy glade

[Greengoop]

Granted, but chilling in the fairy glade always appears to be a recipe for disaster

I wish I had a second PS3 controller

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but your PS3 suddenly disappears!

I wish golf wasn't so boring.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but now everyone and their adopted sister plays it and the golf fields are crammed like a mosh pit

I wish people on this forum listened to Green Day

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but by a cruel twist of fate, all of the members get sick of their music because of how much people listen to it!

I wish Diddy Kong and King K. Rool show up in Donkey Kong Bananza.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but P. Diddy replaces Diddy Kong last minute and writes the entire soundtrack

I wish you had the time, to listen to me whine

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but the wine doesn't have anything to say.

I wish we knew what the O on Rayman's hoodie was for.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it’s for a really weird word we wish we didn’t know

I wish it wasn’t so hot outside

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted! But its freezing cold instead!

I wish i was cuddling Rayman..

[Greengoop]

Granted, but his fingers are laced with cyanide

I wish I found more good songs to listen to

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but you have to pay $50 each to listen to them.

I wish I had a slingshot that I could fire myself out of, a la Angry Birds.