The Leptys Scepter Quest

[RayGamer99]

I brutally murder Jonster with an ice pick in his sleep so you two never team again, I then hire Ly to assassinate you for a prize of 2 lums and 1 ting, which she agrees to, and she gives me the Scepter as a bonusb

Angered at the death of my good friend, I fight Ly and barely win, which earns me her respect. I then confront you and tell you to revive Jonster or else. You decline, of course, and I tell Ly to give him the eggs. She rains down iron-hard eggs on you, stunning you and letting me take the scepter. Finally, I use it to revive Jonster, give Ly 500 Tings for her help and teleport away to Timber Wood.

[The Jonster]

Perhaps Greengoop should convince EdgeRabbit to team up with him. It would give me an excuse to train with Rayman.

[Greengoop]

I got the ultimate ice pick from a wizard many moons ago, which I kill all 3 of you (and everyone who could help you ) just by laying a finger on it. I then do a cool Japanese samurai pose and the Scepter is in my hand

[The Jonster]

I watch this from my iPad and then click on the delete button, deleting the video and your story from existence. The real scepter was still in my hand which I give away to Steo, who I use the scepter on first to make sure it's not anyone in disguise so he can actually be the Great Green Globox he deserves to be.

[Greengoop]

Steo, absolutely clueless about this whole shadazzle, decides to give me the Sceptre after a nice long begging session

[The Jonster]

He gives you a fake scepter, knowing that you would try to use the scepter to force Hunch out of the king's seat, declare yourself King of RPC, and force everybody's posts and Tings to be yours. The fake instead blows up in your face and you land in the hospital.

[RayGamer99]

Steo, absolutely clueless about this whole shadazzle, decides to give me the Sceptre after a nice long begging session

Suddenly you see Rayman with the Heavy Metal Fist, who is furious that you killed Ly. He beats you to a pulp (but doesn't kill you, 'cause he's chill like that) and takes the scepter, using it to revive me and Ly. While Ly embraces the thingamajig, Rayman decides to give the scepter to me.

Edit: How many times have I been ninja'd today?

[Greengoop]

In the hospital, Steo feels still guilty, so he heals me with the real thing. He accidentally made me superhuman though, so I snatch it right from his hands and bolt off nice and speedily

[The Jonster]

Suddenly you see Rayman with the Heavy Metal Fist, who is furious that you killed Ly. He beats you to a pulp (but doesn't kill you, 'cause he's chill like that) and takes the scepter, using it to revive me and Ly.

And so the scepter ends up with Rayman.

[RayGamer99]

Suddenly you see Rayman with the Heavy Metal Fist, who is furious that you killed Ly. He beats you to a pulp (but doesn't kill you, 'cause he's chill like that) and takes the scepter, using it to revive me and Ly.

And so the scepter ends up with Rayman.

...which is why I edited the post.

[The Jonster]

Anyways, hearinf that I wanted to train with him so I can destroy Greengoop, Rayman accepts the offer. He uses the scepter on me so I can be fit enough to practice punching and kicking. After a good workout, we meet up with Ly at her house for tea and cookies. He hands me the scepter so I can continue training afterwards. Greengoop, youre going down!

[RayGamer99]

LADIES AAAAAND GENTLEMEN! THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY IS UPON US!

I'm RayGamer99, and I'll be your announcer for today's brawl!

In the red corner, he's trained with the best of them and stolen many a scepter! He's also a favorite user of mine! THE JONSTER!!!

And in the blue- sorry, in the green corner, it's one of the biggest Murfy haters and the most frequent scepter thief! GREENGOOP!

The prize for winning this is the highly sought-after Scepter of the Leptys, so who will win the right to wield its power? Only one way to find out!

THIS MATCH WILL GET RED HOT... (ding) YOU'RE UP!

[The Jonster]

Oh I should have been in the blue corner!

Actually wait Greengoop is not here, does that mean I win by default?

[RayGamer99]

Nah, I set the battle up this much already, it'd be a bit anticlimactic to just give you the W by default; we'll just wait 'till he gets here.

[Rsandee]

Idk what yall are going on about and what tournament, but this note right here that you're reading right now clearly states that I snagged it and sold it to the highest bidder; living on a tropical island somewhere as if I took Jano's deal in the Marshes of Awakening.

[RayGamer99]

That bidder was me, that's how I have the scepter now! Anyway, we'll wait a little longer for Greengoop. If he doesn't show up by tomorrow, Jonster will get the scepter.

[Greengoop]

Hehe, I’ve shown up chat! Time to get some Scepter!

[RayGamer99]

Finally! Now we can start the fight! Jonster and Greengoop, you two will dictate the pace of the match through your comments, and I'll be here to call out any BS and continue each round until we have a winner! I want to see a good, clean fight - nothing below the belt, and nothing that allows you to win the fight instantly; everything else is fair game. First one to win three rounds earns the scepter for their very own!

(Ding) The bell rings, and ROUND 1 HAS BEGUN!

[Greengoop]

I meet The Jonster in the eye. Sweating, I double punch him with quick blows in the face. I then take out a pump shotgun and shoot it at his chest. Unfortunately, for me, it appears he wore a bulletproof chest since last time. I then chuck it at his head, giving him a concussion and knocking him to the floor. Ding ding!

[The Jonster]

Luckily I was wearing a helmet, so it didn't give me head trauma. I take out my plunger gun, fire it at his face and it is an instant hit, covering his face so he cannot see me! I then pull out the kunai I had up my sleeve and stab him in the chest, and he goes down. BAM!