The Leptys Scepter Quest

[Giant Chicken]

However, I suddenly come flying in! Not wanting to interrupt the fight, I decide to throw in a hazard into the ring, so I throw in a couple hoodstompers to make the fight more intresting! I then go sit down, grabbing some popcorn, and enjoy the show!

[Rsandee]

Meanwhile I'm holding a black market betting scheme in order to gain more Tings. Take your bets everyone! Come and see!

[Greengoop]

I get back up like a true Greengoop. I fire a Zastava M76 at Jonster’s face, blinding him. I then tell him there is the Scepter on the floor, which he believes stupidly due to all of Ithasmore’s Disruptions, and now can’t get back up! I cheer at Rsandee knowing I’ll look REAL GOOD on the betting mags.

[RayGamer99]

Smart move! Greengoop 2, Jonster 1.

[Greengoop]

Hold on a second, did I win? Or is there more rounds?

[RayGamer99]

The first one to win three rounds wins the scepter. You've won 2 so far, and Jonster's won 1.

[The Jonster]

I get up quickly and sweep kick Greengoop to the floor. Then I grab out my sword and slash his face, cut out his hands and stab him. Then I pull a freeze ray and put him on ice, preventing him moving ever again. The end.

[Greengoop]

However, the hoodstomper takes pity on poor me and smashes the ice. I grow my limbs due to mutant energy and use my shapeshift gun to turn Jonster into a pigeon. He then receives loads of blasts from hoodlums

[The Jonster]

The attack misses as I pull out a mirror, which is reflected back at Greengoop and the hoodlums hit him instead. Before he can transform back to normal, I throw a seastone knife into his head. I then pull out the axe I get from Barbara and slash up all the hoodlums and stack their cloaks and black lum parts on the pigeon and sit on top of them.

[Greengoop]

Yikes, that did nothing! I pull out a guitar and play horrible riffs until his ears bleed. He then passes out due to blood loss

[The Jonster]

I had earplugs, too bad! I forcibly take the guitar and smash it on his head, then sliced his fingers off with that knife.

[Greengoop]

I am so furious that Jonster smashed my guitar I enter crashout mode. I take some shampoo out, rub it in his eyes, then force toast into his sphincter through his mouth, suffocating him

[The Jonster]

I spit it out quickly and then grab his eyeballs, ripping them out so he can't see. I then take the hammer I hid in my hair and smash his brain to pieces so he'll forget how to fight me and that he was supposed to be fighting me.

[BlueGoop222]

I cheer for green goop while jonster try’s to remove toast from his body

[Greengoop]

You ripped out my spare eyeballs! I also have an iron shell around my brain, so I survive your hammer hit. I pick up my trusty ice pick, wave at Bluegoop222, and stab it into his neck

[RayGamer99]

I am so furious that Jonster smashed my guitar I enter crashout mode. I take some shampoo out, rub it in his eyes, then force toast into his sphincter through his mouth, suffocating him

Foul! The goal is not to kill him! Penalty: you will be held in place and Jonster is allowed three free hits.

[Greengoop]

What, I just wanted to pass him out, not kill him! If he dies from toast then he’s a pussy!

[The Jonster]

Oh wait, we're not trying to kill each other? How lame. Never mind, i quit. Greengoop can have the scepter. I'll just take the fake scepter I already have that wasn't drawn on.

[Giant Chicken]

I sneakily pull out my phone and start recording, even though it's against the rules of the arena im in!
Edit: oh, its over. Woops.

[RayGamer99]

Not quite, you guys are still free to harm each other, just don't end your lives! It’s like boxing, if you can get them on the ground long enough, you win the round!