The Leptys Scepter Quest

[Greengoop]

However, though I won, I give the Scepter to Rsandee in exchange for many a’ cash money

[The Jonster]

No. This match is over. I walk out of the arena with the fake scepter. I thought we were supposed to be killing each other, I was having loads of fun! I haven't even brought out my special ninja techniques yet! But yeah nvm I quit.

[Greengoop]

With the newfound money I got from both winning and selling the Scepter, I pay the government to legalise cannabis in the UK

[BlueGoop222]

After hearing about cannabis in uk i quickly run over to the local dealer and indulge in creameggs. I don’t do drugs …

[The Jonster]

I take some of Bluegoop222's creameggs cuz I never tried them before and he offered me some, so nice of him! For some reason, though, I find the scepter in one of the eggs so I take it home with me.

[RayGamer99]

No. This match is over. I walk out of the arena with the fake scepter. I thought we were supposed to be killing each other, I was having loads of fun! I haven't even brought out my special ninja techniques yet! But yeah nvm I quit.

“He always was a bad sport!” -Wilkins

Rsandee sees me disappointed by the abrupt end to the fight (I hadn’t even brought in any of the special gimmicks or sudden death yet), and decides to give me the scepter out of compassion. I thank him for it and use the scepter to create a film that shows how it could have gone down if Jonster didn’t flat out quit. The two of us watch the movie while eating popcorn.

Edit: Ninja’d again?! This is getting annoying…

[The Jonster]

Wait, did you actually want me to kill him? Ooh you're sneaky, I like that. But no, I'd prefer not to have a murder charge on my hands today. The higher-ups would reprimand me.

Edit: Ok that was unintentional lol

[Greengoop]

Dammit, I thought this was a fair sport, not one rigged this blatantly!

[The Jonster]

No. This match is over. I walk out of the arena with the fake scepter. I thought we were supposed to be killing each other, I was having loads of fun! I haven't even brought out my special ninja techniques yet! But yeah nvm I quit.

“He always was a bad sport!” -Wilkins

Rsandee sees me disappointed by the abrupt end to the fight (I hadn’t even brought in any of the special gimmicks or sudden death yet), and decides to give me the scepter out of compassion. I thank him for it and use the scepter to create a film that shows how it could have gone down if Jonster didn’t flat out quit. The two of us watch the movie while eating popcorn.

Edit: Ninja’d again?! This is getting annoying…

Ok I'm curious how would this have ended?

Edit: I see it now....I kill Greengoop and then you tell me I was not actually supposed to do that and I get disqualified as a result.

[RayGamer99]

No. This match is over. I walk out of the arena with the fake scepter. I thought we were supposed to be killing each other, I was having loads of fun! I haven't even brought out my special ninja techniques yet! But yeah nvm I quit.

“He always was a bad sport!” -Wilkins

Rsandee sees me disappointed by the abrupt end to the fight (I hadn’t even brought in any of the special gimmicks or sudden death yet), and decides to give me the scepter out of compassion. I thank him for it and use the scepter to create a film that shows how it could have gone down if Jonster didn’t flat out quit. The two of us watch the movie while eating popcorn.

Edit: Ninja’d again?! This is getting annoying…

Ok I'm curious how would this have ended?

......I lost didn't I.

Well now we’ll never know for sure! Such is the price of throwing in the towel.

Edit: I wouldn’t have disqualified you for killing Greengoop; you would have been penalized, but I had a crew of fairies on deck in case someone needed a patch-up or revival.

[Greengoop]

It’s ridiculous! I was about to force him to pretend that Warning was perfectly rated (underrated af) as well!

[The Jonster]

Well I would've lost anyway because if you hadn't brought up that I was only supposed to make him pass out, I would have slaughtered him by any means necessary. I don't settle for just a knockout: i go for a kill.

Edit: Now I got ninja's

Edit: I wouldn’t have disqualified you for killing Greengoop; you would have been penalized, but I had a crew of fairies on deck in case someone needed a patch-up or revival.

Well again, I still would have lost. Because I still would have kept trying to kill him so it's fine.

[Greengoop]

Oh, wow, I definitely want to meet this person in real life now!

[The Jonster]

No, I don't think you want to meet me tbh. I might use the scepter I just found to cut your head off.

[Greengoop]

Nah tbh I could totally imagine you rocking up at my local park sometime if you go to England

[RayGamer99]

Well I would've lost anyway because if you hadn't brought up that I was only supposed to make him pass out, I would have slaughtered him by any means necessary. I don't settle for just a knockout: i go for a kill.

Well that attitude, while somewhat admirable, ended up costing you the scepter and my respect. Hopefully we can try this again at some point with this information in mind; maybe killing could be fair game (because like I said, I can always get people to revive you guys). Until then, I’ll just keep eating this popcorn and waiting for someone to steal the scepter again so we can get this back on track.

[The Jonster]

Nah I'm not interested in fighting again, I just wanted to do it once with the intention of fighting to kill, you know? Doing it again isn't as exciting for me. Oh well, it had the silver lining of breaking things up with you, so Greengoop can stop being mad that we were teaming up against him. I have no shame in being a quitter today (cuz i still got the scepter in the end thanks to bluegoop)

[Greengoop]

I offer Jonster the knowledge of who Bluegoop222 REALLY is, if he gives me the Scepter and teams with me of course

[The Jonster]

Hmmm something tells me you won't, because it's you in disguise (i kid). But answer seriously for the remainder of TTQ and I'll think about it. In the meantime, guess it's time to chill out at the Sunset Coast.

[RayGamer99]

Oh well, it had the silver lining of breaking things up with you, so Greengoop can stop being mad that we were teaming up against him. I have no shame in being a quitter today (cuz i still got the scepter in the end thanks to bluegoop)

This doesn’t mean that I won’t fight by your side ever again or anything; you’re still a trusted ally of mine, and quitting a fight doesn’t change that.

…but what that does mean is that I have no shame in the fact that I stole the scepter from you while we were talking and teleported away to Fiesta de los Muertos.