The Leptys Scepter Quest

[Greengoop]

Whilst you chill at the Sunset Coast, you see a hippy that offers you a joint (for free!). Obviously you accept, and you get so high you toss the Scepter at me for “disturbing” you

[The Jonster]

Unfortunately that was a brick. After recovering from your concussion you then realize I don’t have the scepter and I tell you that Raygamer probably has it.

[Greengoop]

I go to RayGamer99 who doesn’t have the Scepter. He is so upset his good friend Jonster would lie that he decided to pickle you in onion soup and give me the Scepter, before realising wtf he’s doing

[RayGamer99]

Suddenly realizing what I’m doing, I take Jonster out of the pot and dump the scalding hot soup on ol’ Greengoop, burning him and causing him to drop the scepter as he runs for the nearest ice pool. I then take the scepter and teleport away to the Mystical Pique to think over what I should do next.

[Giant Chicken]

However, there's a fatal flaw with your plan. Its... Really cold! So cold, that you get hypothermia, and hide out in a cave, which just so happens to be where I reside! I simply grab the scepter from you, and go to visit Helena, not having much better to do in the mountains.

[RayGamer99]

When you finally get there, you see that she is selling hot chocolate (or hot cocoa, if you want to call it that). She gives you a cup for free, and you think it's so good that you take up her offer for ten cups of it in exchange for the scepter. She then flies down to the cave where I am and heals me with the scepter, then we high five at our plan working and teleport to the Summit Beyond the Clouds for some snowboarding.

[The Jonster]

Ithasmore however, soon realises he was duped and summons Hellen to cause an avalanche with her axe, causing the two of you to get buried under snow. The rescue team spearheaded by Betilla quickly goes to search, but while they were able to find Helena and the scepter, they were unable to find you.

[RayGamer99]

(For added effect, listen to this track from Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze while reading this post)


After what feels like months trapped underneath the snow (in reality it was only a few days), I finally emerge from the snow thanks to my ACME Automatic Shovel. Cold and angry that Helena and the others never came back to look for me, I wandered the Summit for a long while, finding other wayward, abandoned Teensies along the way.

A few months later, the sound of a warhorn is heard across the shores of the Sea of Serendipity. Annetta looks out towards the ocean and sees me and my group of Teensies wearing viking attire and on a fleet of longships with Seabreather by our side. Terrified, the Red Wizards panic as we come to the shores. I tell the nymph to hand over the scepter (which she was using for a game of Twister) or else we'll sack the entire village. Intimidated, she gives it to me, then me and my crew politely tip our helmets, say good day to the villagers, and leave on our longships to pillage Aeropolis.

[Giant Chicken]

Unfortunately, the viking ships you bought have one fatal flaw... Its from Acme! Because of this, they all channel their inner Wile E. Coyote, and promptly get destroyed. As you sink to the bottom, you notice a hand pulling you out the water! Well, its actually pulling on the scepter, but its probably trying to save you! Wait a minute, why is it shaking you off! You fall to the bottom, catching a glimpse of me, swimming back to the red wizards, as I go to peacefully fish while the port burns down around me. (seriously, someone really should put this fire out!)

[The Jonster]

Then it's up to me! I grab the scepter out of Ithasmore's hands and use it to conjure up a large wave using the seas around me to put out the fires immediately. To thank me, they let me keep the scepter and send me on my way to a secret hideaway on Coconut Island.

[Greengoop]

On coconut island, you feel bored of absolutely nothing but coconuts, so you decide to move into a town called “Goopville”. You think “haha! That name sounds like my old rival Greengoop!” Full-heartedly believing it’s a coincidence. Unfortunately for you, however, it is entirely made up of either me, my relatives, my friends, or my allies. I then order them to fetch the Scepter off a strange extra-terrestrial with a Deep South accent. They agree to that, and they bring me it with plums, peaches and all their riches (I’m a God here!)

[The Jonster]

You must be talking about Joe then, I have no deep southern accent. Thankfully for you, Joe did have a scepter on hand. You use it to make Goopville levitate over the Earth so you can stalk down Dumbo TV.

[Greengoop]

I find Dumbo TV, and we come to an agreement that we have A Scepter, but not THE Scepter. The plan? Stalk down Jonster. After 7 months of planning, we finally locate him, and an epic heist (which we recorded) concludes with us with the Scepter. Plus, they made a movie out of it!

[The Jonster]

Which I'm watching in the cinema right now. I do a Willy Wonka and reach out when Greengoop is holding the scepter and try to grab it. Amazingly, it worked! I use it to summon Rayman so we can have some popcorn while watching the movie.

[Greengoop]

The Jonster and Rayman both love the movie, so they come to me, apologising for stealing it, and give it back to me. I high five them and they are on their way!

[RayGamer99]

I swim back to shore after hearing about this blockbuster film (sure I could have ridden Seabreather to the mainland, but I had to get my cardio in that day). After watching it, I ask you about why I appeared in the movie - through a flashback - but why I didn't sign a single appearance release, or receive a royalty check; I didn't even appear in the credits! I demand my payment, but since you spent all of the money on the production of the movie, I take the scepter as compensation and leave to watch a mosquito jockey race.

[Giant Chicken]

Shortly after you grab it however, I bust in, with a wheelbarrow chock full of hot chocolate! I walk up to you, demanding you produce more of it, for Helena has ran out! Unable to do so, you hand me the scepter to possibly create more hot chocolate using it. Instead of doing that however, I simply use it to teleport me and the hot chocolate away, all the way back to Las Vegas! I offer the owner of Ceaser Entertainment and MGM (The companies that owns most the casino's in Vegas) the wheelbarrow for their companies, which they foolishly agree to, somehow! You may be asking why I did this, and to answer that, I used all the profit gained from the casino's to build a mega vault with the scepter inside, full of traps, puzzles, an annoyingly large amount of riddles, a cat (for moral support), and even a maze! I await at the end of maze, scepter in hand, and a comically large grin on my face as I await for a victor to emerge.

[Greengoop]

Since nobody has ever gotten through your vault before, I turn on the Simpsons, who predict every single trap and puzzle inside. I walk through, prepared like never before, and make it to the Scepter in roughly forty-point-one seconds. I pick it up while you bend down to and evaporate your face, then teleport back to Vegas.

[RayGamer99]

I happen to be in Vegas to (responsibly) take a crack at some of those slot machines. I see you teleport in the distance, and I naturally give chase. Meanwhile, a few people notice us and, remembering what happened the last time we were in Vegas with the scepter, call the cops on both of us so they can take it. They do that, so we hatch a plan to steal it back.

(Cue Mission: Impossible music)
You go into the police station disguised as the pizza delivery guy and give the policemen some pizza that puts them to sleep. I jump out from your backpack and we head for the laser room. I use a Mechakoopa to walk past the lasers and turn them off, then we move to the room where the scepter is held. As the policemen run towards us, you throw two Double Whoppers with Cheese on the ground, causing them to slip on them and fall. I dodge the missile launchers and retrieve the scepter, causing the alarms to go off. Finally, we write mocking messages on the pedestal where the scepter was and I teleport us to Water Canyon, where we can lay low until this blows over.

(This would make for a good sequel to that movie you made, wouldn't it?)

[Greengoop]

However, the police chief decided to go swimming at the water canyon, unfortunately for us! He is about to snag the Scepter out of RayGamer99’s hands, when he lays his eyes on me. He realises I’m the famous movie director Greenwich Goopkinsons, and asks for an autograph. After a while, he lets me keep the Scepter as long as I can direct Scepter Impossible II within a week, which I agree to.