The Leptys Scepter Quest

[Giant Chicken]

However, I buy out the studio producing the movie with my newfound wealth, and make the sequal so terrible, it shuts down! Since the movie is so terrible, the police chief nabs the scepter from you, before I bribe him to hand it to me, before hiding away in the endless maze known as the Tokoyo subway system.

[Greengoop]

You are in the Subway system of Tokio, Texas, a village that has about 25 people living there! Since I can easily see you, I get my cold, revenge-thirsty hands ready and rip your liver clean out. You beg and plead for mercy, but I don’t give. At your funeral, I show a forged will, and use it to get my squeaky clean hands on a fine-ol’ Scepter!

[RayGamer99]

You end up getting hopelessly lost in the subway and spend the next week trying and failing to escape. One day, you see me selling subway maps in exchange for scepters (specific, isn’t it?), so you buy one out of desperation. As I teleport away to the Treasure Ship, you open the map to find that… it’s a map of the Subway restaurant!

Edit: Oops, looks like I’ve been ninja’d!

[Giant Chicken]

After buying a map of the Subway restaurant at my funeral in the middle of a subway system, somehow, I eventually break out of the endless maze. Once I do, I call my old poker friends, Reymesis and Mr Dark, and we try to get it back! Unsure of who actually has it, however, we kidnap both Greengoop and Raygamer, tying them together around a pole in a basement. We then proceed to play 2000's pop songs until one of them gives up the scepter. Once we get it, I use it to lock them in the basement, and run to the Desert of Digeridoos to go get myself a digeridoo of my own.

[RayGamer99]

Holly Luya sees you walking through the desert, and not wanting to deal with that whole fiasco, she turns you into a bird and takes the scepter from you. Meanwhile, I use a Shock Rocket can that I brought with me to bust out of the basement. Once I run out, Holly sees me and gives me the scepter so that she doesn't have to be involved in this, then flies away. I then teleport to the Caves of Skops to see if I can find some treasure.

[Giant Chicken]

(The lore in this entire game is absolutely insane if you go back to read it all, its just so much...)

Stuck as a bird, I fly over to the other birds, spreading rumors of the cursed "Raygamer" (pronounced rye-guy-MAAH), who would try to destroy any bird he see's! Once the rumor spread far enough, I create an army if birds, and fly over to the Cave of Skops, and attack! Eventually, I get the scepter, casting the Cave of Skops shut with him stuck inside, and fly away, creating bird trrets for the birds and turning myself human again, before running away to Clearleaf Forest, wanting a break from the whole fiasco.

[Greengoop]

It’s doubled in size since January, and happy 666th post!

I play Rayman 3 for the third time and show up in Clearleaf Forest. I see Ithasmore get assaulted by a group of hoodlums and I recommend him to visit “Goop Bar” in Colorado. He accepts and teleports there, however, there’s a catch, all food is free, all you can eat, permanent entry and all you can sleep, BUT… you must hand in everything you own to Greengoop. Ithasmore is curious so he foolishly agrees, forgetting he has the Scepter. Whilst he has the time of his life at Goop Bar, I’m kissing my lovely old Scepter for the hundredth or so time.

[Giant Chicken]

You fool! Haven't you heard that on the 6667th post of the Leptys Scepter quest, whoever makes that post is immediately cursed to evaporate into thin air? As you do so, I pick up the scepter, take a couple things from the bar, and teleport to a nearby skii resort, having not much better to do.

[Greengoop]

You actually made the 666th post, I think you’ll find! What you just saw was a near-death vision, I’m still fine-o with my Scepter!

[Giant Chicken]

What do you mean? It clearly states the 667th post, not the 666th! Because of that, you do end up dissipitating!

[Greengoop]

Count the posts from the top of the thread to your one

[RayGamer99]

While you two are debating over whether or not Ithasmore did the 666th post (spoiler: he did, I counted), a mysterious figure challenges Greengoop to a game of poker, winning the scepter if he wins and keeping it if Greengoop does. He agrees to this, and Greengoop ends up winning! The two shake hands and the figure ends up keeping the scepter. He leaves the Goop Bar just as Greengoop realizes that his scepter - and the one Ithasmore stole in the first place - is a plastic replica. Of course, this mysterious figure is none other than RayGamer99, master of disguise!

[Giant Chicken]

Count the posts from the top of the thread to your one :boon:

the 6667th post

...I think you missed the joke. Lol.

[The Jonster]

While you two are debating over whether or not Ithasmore did the 666th post (spoiler: he did, I counted), a mysterious figure challenges Greengoop to a game of poker, winning the scepter if he wins and keeping it if Greengoop does. He agrees to this, and Greengoop ends up winning! The two shake hands and the figure ends up keeping the scepter. He leaves the Goop Bar just as Greengoop realizes that his scepter - and the one Ithasmore stole in the first place - is a plastic replica. Of course, this mysterious figure is none other than RayGamer99, master of disguise!

Which was happening through the scepter’s glass which was in my hand currently. So I used the scepter to rig the poker game so Greengoop would win, so he can have the “scepter” and stop trying to think of stealing it.

[Greengoop]

I realise the Scepter is plastic, but it has a 10 in one Shampoo, Mouthwash, Bodywash, Peanut Butter, Ice Cream, Antidepressant, Viagra, Marshmallow, turkey bake and Scepter Stealer built into it. I use the seventh and the tenth to make Jonster’s lil’ Septa levitate to me.

[The Jonster]

Unfortunately, Greengoop presses the Peanut Butter and String Cheese buttons, causing the plastic scepter to spew out endless amounts of peanut butter and string cheese, smothering Greengoop in the horrors of snacking cheese. I congratulate ItHasmore on the 666th post of this topic that I decide to give him the scepter as a reward, after wishing myself to the Bog of Murk for some water skiing and potion brewing with Begoniax.

[RayGamer99]

Ithasmore happens to be heading to the Bog of Murk as well, so I hatch a plan. While he's playing card games with two Hoodmongers, I splash one of Begoniax's potions onto him and turn him into a frog. I then stop by Begoniax's hut and offer her the frog, which she gladly accepts as she needed to put one into she and Jonster's acidic potion. Finally, I teleport away to N. Sanity Island to play video games with Crash, Coco, and Tawna (the real one and the alternate dimension one).

[The Jonster]

In the midst of your Mario Kart video game, I happen to be on the screen racing. Noticing Greengoop having a hate boner for string cheese, I stop and jump out of the TV to borrow RayGamer's scepter and use it to fill Greengoop's house with string cheese and cram his Rayman Legends's disc data with blue cheese. Then I give it back to RayGamer and jump back into the TV to finish the Mario Kart race they were playing since I'm in first place.

[Giant Chicken]

Meanwhile, im also in the race, in last place, as expected (I suck at Mario Kart). Having learn't I can leave the screen, I jump out, grabbing the scepter with my tpunge and turning myself back, before jumping through an open window onto the ground, luckily having been on the first floor. I take off, using the scepter to summon a patty wagon to drive away!

[RayGamer99]

Confused as to what happened but knowing that we should probably go after him, me and the Bandicoots hop into go-karts and drive after Ithasmore. Dr. Neo Cortex also happens to be chasing him in his kart in order to get the scepter and do who knows what kind of evil stuff with it. He rolls a Bowling Bomb at Ithasmore, blowing him up (which only causes him to flip over for a few seconds) and giving him the scepter. Right then, Crash whips out his fruit bazooka and pelts Cortex with Wumpa Fruit until he drops the scepter, which I grab and use to drop Nitro Crates on both Ithasmore and Cortex, sending them clear across the horizon. The four of us high-five at our reclaiming the scepter before teleporting to Salty Wharf for some jetskiing.