Corrupt a wish!

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but readers find the EdgeXSpies section repulsive and the comic barely sells any copies.

I wish someone answered my previous post.

[Greengoop]

I wish I had a jetpack.

Granted, it is a backpack full of Jet Skis, so heavy it breaks your back

I wish I was better at editing images

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, you are now better at editing sheets of paper with drawings on them, which really just means you know how to draw slightly better.

I wish I knew how to make the best white chocolate ever (I loooove white chocolate)

[The Jonster]

Ohhh, so you like white chocolate eh? It's so rare to see someone like that. I like all kinds of chocolate myself, although I'm still trying to condition myself with darker chocolates.

Your wish is granted but the chocolate is transparent so you can't even pick it up.

I wish peace was everlasting.

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but some people don't want it to be everlasting, so a war breaks out over that.

I wish I had every LEGO Super Mario set.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but they released 50000 more sets, meaning your house is filled to the brim with Lego Mario

I wish it was next weekend already so I could get a bass guitar!

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but they ran out of strings so they used barbed wire for your guitar instead.

I wish I had the power to master a skill of my choice overnight.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but all objects you require that skill for go flying off shelves overnight

I wish to not get really bored this weekend!

[boilusplatform]

granted, you find everything exciting and not boring or something along the lines of that, literally going down the stairs is like going on a rollercoaster for you, oh also you get made fun of by everyone because of that

i wish that ill get that copy of rayman collection for pc

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but it's only the case.

I wish the real Tawna (from the N. Sane Trilogy and Nitro-Fueled) came back with a supporting role in the next Crash Bandicoot game... whenever it happens.

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but the next game is a rushed mobile endless runner made for the sole purpose of making money, which ruins any chance of a proper game coming out!

I wish I could use an ATV instead of a car for driving!

[lyndo64]

Granted, but it's top speed is 1 mph

I wish that the weekend was longer.

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted but you still have to work!

I wish I was old enough to rave..

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, now you only have to be 3 years old to go to a rave, and now only toddlers attend raves!

I wish Hogwarts was real, but it was just a regular school instead of some secret magic academy, just to screw with Harry Potter fans.

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but the next game is a rushed mobile endless runner made for the sole purpose of making money, which ruins any chance of a proper game coming out!

I don't recall Tawna showing up in "Crash Bandicoot: On the Run!"...

I wish Hogwarts was real, but it was just a regular school instead of some secret magic academy, just to screw with Harry Potter fans.

Granted, but all of the Harry Potter fans turn it into a secret magic academy, ruining your attempt to mess with them.

I wish I had a red Tornado biplane to fly around in.

[Greengoop]

Granted, it’s a toy biplane that can still fly. You sit on it and expect to go into the air, and you come crashing down into Lake Karachay

I wish I could access illegal places

[eerieyuri]

Granted, but your home has become an illegal place and you are only able to rest in illegal places.

I wish my sleep could extend the flow of time so I can rest a fixed amount of time each night and not be stuck getting very little sleep.

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but in order to stop the flow of time, you have to stop the movment and rotation of earth, which kills everyone.

I wish that I got good enough scores on my AP exams!

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but they don't want "good enough" scores, they want excellent scores! So you end up getting kicked out anyway.

I wish Yoshi's was an actual restaurant.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but they only serve Deep Fried, Toothpaste Filled Yoshi Eggs

I wish for an Atari Jaguar!