Corrupt a wish!

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but the jaguar gets angry that you named him Atari and eats you.

I wish I could use Warp Pipes.

[The Jonster]

The pipe warped away before you could use it.

I wish I had a daijo staff.

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but Jade beats you up for stealing her weapon.

I wish I had a plunger blaster.

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted but now youre stuck being a janator

I wish school would finish faster

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but summer finishes faster too.

I wish the tariffs weren't throwing a wrench into the works of so many things (i.e. the Rayman board game).

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, now everything is naturally this expensive, without the need for tariffs!

I wish back pain no longer existed.

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but now your back is a lot more fragile, shattering about as easily as glass.

I wish I could breathe fire without damaging my body.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you show off to your family, burn them to death and burn your house down. Of course, your father survives, and you see him armed with jumper cables.

I wish for a singular slice of garlic bread.

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but once you singularly slice the bread it evaporates.

I wish I could use the Shock Rocket.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but “the shock rocket” is a new slang term for highly lethal heroin.

I wish people talked about Rayman more than politics.

[Teensies in Globox]

I wish people talked about Rayman more than politics.

Granted, but we live in a world where politics is the main thing. In Hungary, FIDESZ always wins the elections, that's why everyone talks about FIDESZ (in Budapest, where I live, they usually say bad things about FIDESZ), Rayman is not even mentioned.

I wish Rayman was immune to electro shock attacks in all games.

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but all of the electro shock attacks are replaced with homing instakill missiles.

I wish the Rabbids didn't take over Rayman's franchise at one point.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but that’d mean no Rayman Legends, and the series would die and RaymanPC would be mistaken for a dead forum and be hacked to the grave.

I wish for a 1st Generation iPod Shuffle.

[Teensies in Globox]

Granted, but the post office accidentally replaced your 1st Generation iPod with a 3rd Generation iPod.

I wish Ubisoft Entertainment had never released Captain Laserhawk: the G.A.M.E.!

[lyndo64]

Granted, but they instead release an AI generated Rayman game

I wish society would get rid of AI

[Greengoop]

Granted, just before AI gains the ability to cure cancer and other terminal diseases.

I wish I had the time to revive my website.

[Teensies in Globox]

Granted, you have time; but your website crashed.

I wish Captain Dolph Laserhawk hadn't died!

[Greengoop]

Granted, but Adolf Hitler renamed himself to “Captain Dolph Laserhawk” just before he was supposed to die, and now he’s still alive.

I wish more was known about some historical mysteries.

[RayGamer99]

Granted, now we know more about the mystery of "why is Greengoop still alive?" Simple answer: he isn't!

I wish banana peels could actually make go-karts spin out.

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted but it now affects normal cars too!

I wish people would stop comparing my oc to that one guy from the Beetles.