I mean that in the context of this, I’d assume that some sort of crypto (ew) wallet is involved. You legally can’t have one till you’re 18…
Captain Laserhawk: the G.A.M.E.
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Re: Captain Laserhawk: the G.A.M.E.
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Re: Captain Laserhawk: the G.A.M.E.
I watched the first season of the series (Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix) (I loved it), of course in Hungarian; that's why I want to play Captain Laserhawk: the G.A.M.E.. I'm still waiting for the second season. But I haven't received an answer to my question yet.
Trivia:
The age rating for Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix was only 16 (at least in Hungary), despite this, Captain Laserhawk: the G.A.M.E. cannot be played by people under 18.
For example, I don't know GTA. I don't like PlayStation 2 (you can read about that in my profile page).
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Re: Captain Laserhawk: the G.A.M.E.
That might be the absolute worst take I’ve ever read in your profile. I lost all interest in helping you now 
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Re: Captain Laserhawk: the G.A.M.E.
Sorry if I offended you. But I need help, Ubisoft Support is crap, Eden Online doesn't give proper information, and neither does Copilot.Greengoop wrote: Wed May 21, 2025 6:56 am That might be the absolute worst take I’ve ever read in your profile. I lost all interest in helping you now![]()
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Re: Captain Laserhawk: the G.A.M.E.
Heh, I was only joking buddy. I unfortunately have no idea on how to help you with this.
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Re: Captain Laserhawk: the G.A.M.E.
Hey there! Sorry for any mistakes, as I just woke up and I saw that I got an email from this thread, but gonna answer some questions about that, as I got both the game and access to it. But, I got some knowledge to that topic, so I will try to answer that!Teensies in Globox wrote: Tue May 20, 2025 8:00 pm What is a Citizen ID card? On which website can I generate/request one? Why do players of Captain Laserhawk: the G.A.M.E. need one? Is a Niji Warrior ID card also required?
- Citizen ID is an old name for NFTs specifically for that game, they're now called "Niji Warriors", but they still use the term from time to time, but they're interchangeable. They're NFTs, that's it.
- To get them, you need either crypto or real money to even buy them in first place, but you can't get them since only 18 years old people and older can do that, that's legal regulations for that, and so the kids wouldn't spend money on crypto stuff either.
- It's because the game currently in Early Access, but also because Ubisoft is keep trying to make some money on NFTs and other crypto stuff, even at the times when they were about to get bankrupt, so they want to get money from that and the "best" way to do that is to force people to get it, so they get an access to the game in first place.
I wouldn't recommend to even attempt to get access to it no matter how huge Laserhawk fan you are, and it's someone who played the game since Closed Beta.Teensies in Globox wrote: Wed May 21, 2025 7:00 amSorry if I offended you. But I need help, Ubisoft Support is crap, Eden Online doesn't give proper information, and neither does Copilot.Greengoop wrote: Wed May 21, 2025 6:56 am That might be the absolute worst take I’ve ever read in your profile. I lost all interest in helping you now![]()
Not only you're too young to even play and use crypto stuff at all (and you shouldn't play crypto games in general, there is tons of issues with them and most of them are just poorly-done microtransaction hell, but with NFTs, and it's the same case for this game), the game isn't even worth to play at all, you will get bored immediately since there isn't much to play besides going to the arena every single time to shoot bots (there barely any real people who play this game, so most of time you will get in fight with bots with very obvious pathfinding) and the combat is not fun at all, and the graphics aren't good either.
They also recently added microtransactions to the game and now trying to get people to pay for microtransactions like locking Battle Pass stuff with "premium" currency, that you can only get with real money, and it's even if you got NFT to play this game for whatever reason. And it's cuz because people barely play that game at all and Ubisoft wants money from that game as a crypto project.
Is it worth to get the game? No. Is it worth to get NFT for it? No. Is it worth to attempt to get that as a kid? Hell no.
Don't even try to ask your parents about making crypto wallet and spend money on it, not only you will get scolded by them for wanting to get one for Captain Laserhawk crypto game or even get grounded for that idea at all, it's also illegal too. You would need to wait a bit for that, but at the time, that game would most likely end up being dead, considering how barely anyone plays it and a lot of Captain Laserhawk fans despite it because of crypto stuff and it being poorly done too.
Gonna update my post to put more stuff into it:
Don't trust Eden Online, since they're only here to promote that NFT game, and don't even wait from them for any information for season two either, because you will only get crypto and disappointment, they also use Bullfrog and Rayman to get attention from people since these two are fan favourites, so, try to get the information about it from Netflix and Bobbypills instead in this case.
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Re: Captain Laserhawk: the G.A.M.E.
If I understand correctly, I have a small chance to play Captain Laserhawk: the G.A.M.E., but it's not recommended. It looked fun to me from the videos, but until today I haven't talked to anyone who has played it. Plus, it would be illegal for me to play it. Bullfrog could fuck Eden's dick, fucking Rayman, fuck the whore God's cum! So I guess there's no point in getting upset over a crappy game.
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Re: Captain Laserhawk: the G.A.M.E.
It's not that fun to be honest and it plays not good either, trust me, you will get very annoyed quickly with how the shooting works in that game for example.Teensies in Globox wrote: Fri May 23, 2025 6:58 pm If I understand correctly, I have a small chance to play Captain Laserhawk: the G.A.M.E., but it's not recommended. It looked fun to me from the videos, but until today I haven't talked to anyone who has played it. Plus, it would be illegal for me to play it. Bullfrog could fuck Eden's dick, fucking Rayman, fuck the whore God's cum! So I guess there's no point in getting upset over a crappy game.
It's not worth to get it at all plus you're 13 years old, you're too young to get it due to legal regulations (aka you can't get into crypto stuff until you're 18, because it's financial stuff and you can very easily get scammed by crypto projects and usually adults at that point are somewhat responsible for their money and their investings), and the game's community is barely active at all since most of people are only for NFTs for that game and not for the game itself really, usual for crypto crowd.
And seriously, don't ask your parents to get it either, because not only it would be illegal due to your age, but also you most likely get end up scolded or grounded for asking about it in first place with the bad reputation of crypto stuff and those crypto games.
Also, if you want to play similar, but more fun game - then check out Hotline Miami series, and plus it wouldn't ask you to get NFT and crypto wallet to even play it in first place. Can't afford Hotline Miami right now? Either wait for a bit, ask someone or get it from other means for now. They're way more fun to play than NFT game of Captain Laserhawk.
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Re: Captain Laserhawk: the G.A.M.E.
I just have one question:
Why did you buy Niji Warrior NFT if the game is shit?
Why did you buy Niji Warrior NFT if the game is shit?
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StrangeSolo

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Re: Captain Laserhawk: the G.A.M.E.
To get the stuff from game files and to see if they changed anything in that game after Closed Beta, and also to get sprites from Rayman mini-game from the website before it died. And spoilers: they didn't change stuff much from Closed Beta. And it got worse as they added microtransactionsTeensies in Globox wrote: Fri May 23, 2025 8:36 pm I just have one question:
Why did you buy Niji Warrior NFT if the game is shit?
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Re: Captain Laserhawk: the G.A.M.E.
I'll add this:
You said I could try games like Captain Laserhawk: the G.A.M.E. I would say that I basically like the Super Mario franchise, in which party games, role-playing games, but especially platform games are common. Rayman is also based on similar video game genres, which is why I like it. As I said: the only reason I want to play Captain Laserhawk: the G.A.M.E. is because I liked Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix (my parents allowed me to watch the series, but they don't like it); but if we want to go back to the beginning of how I got to the point where I want to play Captain Laserhawk: the G.A.M.E., then we have to start this long story with Super Mario.
You said I could try games like Captain Laserhawk: the G.A.M.E. I would say that I basically like the Super Mario franchise, in which party games, role-playing games, but especially platform games are common. Rayman is also based on similar video game genres, which is why I like it. As I said: the only reason I want to play Captain Laserhawk: the G.A.M.E. is because I liked Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix (my parents allowed me to watch the series, but they don't like it); but if we want to go back to the beginning of how I got to the point where I want to play Captain Laserhawk: the G.A.M.E., then we have to start this long story with Super Mario.
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StrangeSolo

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Re: Captain Laserhawk: the G.A.M.E.
I don't force you to play Hotline Miami or other similar games like them, but those games are pretty similar to Captain Laserhawk: the G.A.M.E. gameplay wise, except way more fun and no crypto and NFTs inlvolved at all, so you won't have to get crypto wallet for it at all (and once again, you're too young for that legally). And you can extend your gaming horizons too with that.Teensies in Globox wrote: Fri May 23, 2025 8:47 pm I'll add this:
You said I could try games like Captain Laserhawk: the G.A.M.E. I would say that I basically like the Super Mario franchise, in which party games, role-playing games, but especially platform games are common. Rayman is also based on similar video game genres, which is why I like it. As I said: the only reason I want to play Captain Laserhawk: the G.A.M.E. is because I liked Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix (my parents allowed me to watch the series, but they don't like it); but if we want to go back to the beginning of how I got to the point where I want to play Captain Laserhawk: the G.A.M.E., then we have to start this long story with Super Mario.
And once again, most of Laserhawk fans along with Rayman fans really hate that game as it's basically crappy crypto game and Eden Online only promotes it along with other crypto projects and NFTs nowadays, that is also not being a good game at all.
I would suggest to rather read official comics and mangas for Captain Laserhawk like Crushing Love boy's love (basically yaoi) backstory manga about Dolph Laserhawk or the French-exclusive one Mega City Blues that is also with Dolph too, since it's not only official stuff that is not crypto, but also more lore too for fans. And try to check out the artbook for the show too! It got a lot of fun stuff here and it got stuff from the creators of the show.
There is also some collabs that were made for other Ubisoft games, like with Trackmania that got the map based on the show, though you need a subscription for Trackmania to even play that map unfortunately, but it's the closest thing to game stuff with Laserhawk, that is NOT crypto and/or NFTs.