Corrupt a wish!

[RayGamer99]

Granted, now they start comparing your oc to that one guy from the Roaches!

I wish I wasn't sick right now.

[Greengoop]

Granted, you are no longer awesome, but you are still poorly.

I wish I could enter an authentic Turkish Barber’s and say “yooo gimme a sick fade”

[Teensies in Globox]

But for this sentence, the Turkish Barber forbids you from buying eggplant because he didn't understand what you said because you didn't speak Turkish.

I wish Hunchman801 would buy the Coca Cola Company and the Wii U license!

[Greengoop]

Granted, he then makes a Coca Cola themed Wii U, making the Coca Cola company go bankrupt. He then hacks Nintendo’s bank and gets all their money, and messed up with that too, making both companies crash and burn.

I wish Nintendo games had trophies.

[Teensies in Globox]

Granted, there were so many of them that they filled all the shelves at Nintendo's headquarters, the shelves were knocked over and the trophies were broken.

I wish I had a Trabant P 50 in good condition!

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it’s property of a museum so you get fined heavily for theft.

I wish more people loved Ancient history of the British Isles

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but then they figure out more about the more modern british history... Oh god.

I wish that my cat was smarter.

[Greengoop]

Granted, not he’s figured out all the tricks to waste your time and get your attention

I wish we didn’t cut down all our trees in ancient times.

[Teensies in Globox]

Granted, they didn't cut down all the trees, only one remained, which was blown up with a hand grenade in modern times.

I wish 1080p had never been created, only 1080i and Waluigi!

[Greengoop]

1080i doesn’t work anymore, so now you are stuck with nothing but waluigi.

I wish I had ideas for my new blog.

[Teensies in Globox]

Granted, but your new idea is to write about artificial intelligences in your blog, which makes artificial intelligences offended, which makes them take on a body and rebel against humanity… So the T-800 was created because of you.

I wish AI would do a lot of work instead of humans.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but humans become so lazy they don’t even reproduce and we all die.

I wish I had an artefact detector.

[Teensies in Globox]

Granted, but the artifact detector is malfunctioning and is therefore thinking that non-artifacts are artifacts.

I wish the company that made the Trabant hadn't put a Volkswagen engine in the Trabant 1.1.

[Greengoop]

Granted, now it has no engine, so they shut the whole company down and dump the rest on your property,

I wish that I didn’t have to fight the urge to say “I wish I was a little bit taller” whenever I want to post here

[Master]

Granted, now you are given a bit more motivation, you are cursed to get shorter any time you post that request.

I wish my back didn't complain any time I walk any more than 45 minutes.

[Greengoop]

Granted, you feel so overjoyed that you can exercise for long periods that you work yourself to death!

I wish we discovered another previously unknown Rayman Beta.

[Master]

Granted, you feel so overjoyed that you can exercise for long periods that you work yourself to death!

Worth it.

I wish we discovered another previously unknown Rayman Beta.

A beta is discovered! It's the beta to Rayman Golf.

I wish I knew how to roller skate. It'd make getting about more interesting.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you still can have accidents. Such happens when you are roller skating around the door to hell, and you make a lil’ slip

I wish it didn’t need to rain.

[eerieyuri]

Granted, but everything in the world is always inexplicably moist and slippery where you can't quickly move to places (running, driving) without putting yourself in grave danger.

I wish old console games were easier to obtain and downloading games online was legal (not a grey area) so I could experience more games I've never had a chance to play.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but the police still think it is illegal, not knowing about the new rule, and give you death penalty. They even pick your last meal: sloppy bangers and mushy peas!

I wish I had another PS5 controller.