Corrupt a wish!

[eerieyuri]

Granted, but it has drift. That would happen anyway, wouldn't it...

Granted, but you only have an Xbox and the price of a PS5 has increased tenfold.

I wish the time was always close sunset/sunrise so the atmosphere outside would always look pretty!

[Greengoop]

Granted, but due to the below-average sunlight levels, thousands of plants go extinct.

I wish I had more band-related shirts.

[Teensies in Globox]

Granted, but those bands weren't dead by then.

I wish Viktor Orbán wouldn't ruin Hungary!

[Greengoop]

Granted, He stays in power and makes Hungary worse, but he doesn’t exactly “ruin” it.

I wish 19th Century Farmers didn’t destroy so much history!

[Teensies in Globox]

Granted, it was destroyed by Adolf Hitler instead.

I wish Wario didn't want garlic, just eggplant!

[Greengoop]

Granted, but since he isn’t sentient, nothing changes

I wish that it didn’t take me so long to make sense of that.

[eerieyuri]

Granted, but you now experience life milliseconds at a time. You overthink everything since the passage of time is no match for your brain's superior processing power.

I wish self-sustenance was more feasible in modern times and we weren't all so reliant on the services of others to get by our day-to-day lives (buying groceries/food, building structures and infrastructure, etc.)

[Greengoop]

Granted, but everything becomes a free for all and you die on the first day of this new way of society

I wish people didn’t sing shitty overplayed music when I have a good song going around in my head.

[Teensies in Globox]

Granted, people don't sing shitty music, they sing shittier music instead.

I wish I could buy Wario World, brand new!

[Greengoop]

Granted, but a fighter jet crashes into you as you leave the store; killing you, but most importantly destroying your new Wario world.

I wish I could move my PC Setup.

[eerieyuri]

Granted, people don't sing shitty music, they sing shittier music instead.

I wish I could buy Wario World, brand new!

Granted, but almost nothing has changed since you already could buy Wario World brand new. The only difference is that you now have reckless disregard and take out a mortgage to afford Wario World.

Granted, but a fighter jet crashes into you as you leave the store; killing you, but most importantly destroying your new Wario world.

I wish I could move my PC Setup.

Granted, but you have very little living space to accommodate your new forklift. To save space, your forklift doubles as your office setup: you must sit in it and reach over to use your PC.

I wish I understood how the avatars which are constantly changing on this website worked.

[Teensies in Globox]

Granted, but by then Hunchman801 had already changed the avatars.

I wish I could speak French!

[Greengoop]

I wish I understood how the avatars which are constantly changing on this website worked.

https://raymanpc.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=194

I wish I could speak French!

Granted, now you can only speak French, which gets you heavily disliked.

I wish I could go to France sometime soon again.

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted, but you go to Quebec instead… basically mini France!

I wish I could make friends easier..

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you go to Quebec instead… basically mini France!

Quebec City or Province? The city is similar but the province is vastly different.

I wish I could make friends easier..

Granted, but they are all fake friends and leave you after they heard what you had for dinner in September 20th 2016!

I wish I could memorise whole songs by only listening to them once.

[EdgyRabbid]

(Quebec city)

Granted but it’s the only thing you can say!

I wish I could get to the next rank today..

[Greengoop]

Granted, but the ranks change, meaning you are about to get a Rotten Potato rank!

I wish I was better at editing RayWiki.

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted but you can only spread misinformation

I wish I wasn’t hungry

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you are now Finnish instead.

I wish I had one wish per day, where I could wish for anything except more wishes.

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted but they always take your words literally

I wish my Rayman plush wouldn’t take damage from me cuddling and kissing it every night