The 'What If' Game

[RayGamer99]

Then the economy would crumble and all sorts of bad stuff would probably happen.

What if we could fly with helicopter hair?

[Greengoop]

Then the air force would take you to all sorts of dangerous places as a getaway vehicle!

What if the SNES Disk Addon was never cancelled?

[RayGamer99]

Then Sony wouldn't have created the PlayStation and broken new ground in the gaming world.

What if I had a life-size functioning Mario Kart?

[Greengoop]

Then we would be able to calculate the actual proportions of Mario, then Rayman, then his features.

What if they made more sexual Rayman adverts

[RayGamer99]

Then Rayman Origins' marketing would have been... erm... much different than what we know now.

What if Rayman always had limbs?

[EdgyRabbid]

then he wouldnt be AS HOT as he is to me.

What if i made bigger kandi?

[Greengoop]

Then it’d be Kandier!

What if people were never oppressed?

[RayGamer99]

Then society would probably be in a better state right now.

What if people actually slipped on banana peels?

[EdgyRabbid]

Wed have a lot more concusions!

What if i didnt do my french work

[RayGamer99]

Then you'd be doing Rayman a disservice; after all, the bloke came from France!

What if I got back to work?

[Greengoop]

What if I got back to work?

*intense racist joke resisting noises*
Then your family wouldn’t have to starve!

What if I hacked my PS3?

[EdgyRabbid]

(Concarts for holding back, character development!)

Then youd have a wider viratirty of games!

I wish people would stop being mean to me online and irl

[Greengoop]

Then more people would have to find something to actually do!

What if I start addressing my grandparents the “chaotic evil” way?

[EdgyRabbid]

Theyd kill you!

What if people wore shoes on their hands?

[Greengoop]

Then RaymanPC would be only accessible to the elite shoetypists.

What if my phone had straight apostrophes and quote marks?

[EdgyRabbid]

Wed be worse as a socitity

What if people stopped asking me for free bracelettes?

[Greengoop]

Then they’d start getting free bracelets… unethical ways

What if I made an alignment chart?

[EdgyRabbid]

Then id be worried.

What if i had more funky rings?

[Greengoop]

Then you’d get extra Funk Points.

What if I started running and never stopped?

[EdgyRabbid]

Then youd die from over exersie!

What if i booted up my xbox when i got back home?