The You Game!

[The Jonster]

< agrees Rayman 1 is difficult but origins was a piece of cake.

< would like to know if ^ found Legends more or less difficult than Origins.

[Greengoop]

< is sure you can fix that.

< Knows that < has managed to get autocorrect the H to a capital in DaveRattlehead, so <‘ll try it here!

< would like to know if ^ found Legends more or less difficult than Origins.

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[The Jonster]

Oh dear if ^ found Legends to be more difficult, < can’t help you there.

[EdgyRabbid]

< just has problems with <‘s hands. < found Mario + Rabbids more enjoyable because of it being acessible to <.

[Pirez]

< had a terrible idea for a video game boss fight : Having a cinematic right before the fight where the boss spouts a very long, obtuse and boring speech (a la Metal Gear Solid 4) but in character he is so proud of it that if you skip the cutscene he gets offended, angry and therefore reckless and easier to fight.

[EdgyRabbid]

< thinks ^’s idea is genuinely good.

[Greengoop]

< thinks people do that “bad game design” trope so they can look humble about having an actual good idea.

An improvement of ^^’s idea would be having a higher damage stat but attacking less efficiently when reckless, so it offers an alternate way of fighting the boss rather than making it a breeze.

[Pirez]

< thinks ^’s idea is genuinely good.

Only if it's integrated in a game that is designed to let you mess with its structure.

< has the blueprint for that, but < embarked once in a project too big for its bridges and the lockdown ended before <'s primary gameplay loop was finalized, so < couldn't even create a sandbox to further experiment

Now, < is scared at the idea to even open Game Maker Studio and go back into the code.

(< would have to pay the licence anyway)

[Master]

<'s fairly certain GameMaker is free to use now, you only pay if you make a paid game if memory serves.

[Pirez]

Hey, would you look at that : You are correct! Pricing model changed last year. And since < hasn't checked on it since the end of Covid, < wouldn't have noticed.

< is still afraid to look at the code though... :/

[Master]

< thinks ^ should look at the code, for the bants.
< thinks <'s phone should stop autocorrecting bants as bangs. That's just inappropriate.

[EdgyRabbid]

< has been having more problems bypassing the school blocking system lately. <'s search bar sees this site as "not secure" when it was secure literly yesterday!

[Pirez]

< thinks <'s phone should stop autocorrecting bants as bangs. That's just inappropriate.

Bangs are also inappropriate because :

1) It's insensitive to balding people such as <
2) It's a girl's haircut and girls have cooties

[EdgyRabbid]

< is a transgender man. Does < have cooties?

[Greengoop]

< Will have to ponder on that one

[EdgyRabbid]

< cant wait for the discussion of "Do transmen have cooties"

[Greengoop]

< says it sounds like a topic somebody would create in 2013.

[The Jonster]

Hmm, so ^^’s trans, somehow that does not surprise < in the slightest. Although < says cooties are not a thing.

[Greengoop]

< disagrees with ^, cooties ARE 100% real.

[Pirez]

< is a transgender man. Does < have cooties?

< is about to do a sillogysm.

- Trans men are men
- Men are not women
- Women have cooties

Therefore trans men do not have cooties. They do, however, have a knack for producing headaches due to the fact that sillogysms are hard.