The Leptys Scepter Quest

[Greengoop]

I’m furious that I was disproven by The Jonster, so I use my alternate accounts, Hunchman801 and DaveRattlehead, to chase Jonster. After we corner him, I use their long legs to help me reach back up to my rightful spot in heaven, and I use the Scepter to put him in a DarkWeb Red Room.

[The Jonster]

I counter with my alternate accounts, Steo, PluMGMK, Itzaldrake, dr_st, boomboleros7, Cut, and CrazyKyoto and we overwhelm the other rogue alternate accounts with our sheer numbers. The alternate accounts flood Hunchman801 and DaveRattlehead with spammy PMs that the mod team has no choice but to freeze the accounts, locking Greengoop from most of his important alts, and leaving my alts ready to pounce on him and take back the scepter! I take the scepter after wrenching it from his grasp, and give it to Steo for safekeeping once again.

[Greengoop]

Luckily I have some more alts I will use to try and take the Scepter. My accounts Serza5, Hoodcom and Master all come to Steo’s house and say “long time no see! Want a spot?” Unfortunately for him, his tea was poisoned. Whilst he is unconscious, my alts bring me the Scepter and I reward them with a small bag of tings.

[The Jonster]

Unfortunately for you Hoodcom and Master were both working for me! They give me the real scepter which I place in a box to be shipped to Itzaldrake while they give you a fake one that turns into a bundle of white snakes that poison you, leaving you rushing to the hospital.

[Greengoop]

Due to the fact that you hacked my accounts Hoodcom and Master, I then get so upset I use my alt “Ambidextroid” to create a poll “which member should be banned the most?” I then use my alts Matyuv, Jewish Candy, MrBadGuy, Shrooblord, Spiraldoor, Angel, Rsandee and Romano to vote for “The Jonster”. I win the vote by a landslide and steal the Scepter in celebration.

[The Jonster]

The scepter explodes in your face as you receive it in the hospital sending you to the emergency room. I suspected treachery so I secretly planned to have the Bluegoop222 account remotely erase all of Greengoop’s posts and Timgs when he succeeds in banning me so he would not be the winner of Record Day. Edge takes the scepter from the hospital not knowing who was there in order to give to Rayman the perfect present.

[Greengoop]

I offer Edge a 555 Karat Gold Ring for Rayman in return for the Scepter. He says “Woah that’s even better 0-o” and then trades it for me. Whilst he has the perfect engagement ring, I am off to vaporise The Jonster’s whole family.

[The Jonster]

Thankfully he has no idea that I hid them safely in different corners of the universe. I instead replace them with members of Greengoop’s own family who he vaporises by mistake due to not doing enough research on me! Out of guilt on killing his own kin he gives up on fighting me and finally relinquished the scepter to me. I give him back the scepter and tell him he has to live with it, then go exploring the Lost Worl with Knuckles next.

[Greengoop]

I, now a lonely depressed man, walk home on the frosty cobbled road back to my now-broken home, whilst the sky froths an orange hue. I look at the object that lay in my hand, feeling like an utter monster. Probably because I am. I decide that I WILL get my family back. I go onto my family‘s old WinXP computer and Google “how to revive your family”. I find an old RaymanPC thread where th3()ne said “u need 2 go to Greengoopisoawesome mountain 2 getz ur luvd 1s back”. I follow his advice and go to said mountain I am too lazy to copy paste. There, the Ninja God says I shall master the art of the Scepter if I want to revive. After 16 years I finally become a Scepter Elite, and can now revive with it! I revive every one in the world that deserves to still live, and I fly over to Jonster to really vaporise him this time.

[The Jonster]

I use my steamy form to choke Greengoop to death, which even his elite Scepter powers cannot save him from. The scepter ends up causing an avalanche while I’m still choking him resulting in him getting smothered and I revive thanks to the snow. I find the scepter next to me and start skiing down the IceCap with Tails and Mortamon Saturn.

[Greengoop]

On the verge of death, I notice you left the Scepter, so I wriggle in near-knocking out pain towards it, and alas! It’s mine! I now use it to heal my wounds and I just wait for somebody else to show up and grab it.

[RayGamer99]

Well, I won't keep you waiting! I slide by on a snowboard and take the scepter from you, then I snowboard down the mountain while you give chase. Once I reach the bottom, I teleport away to Gourmand Land just in time to avoid the Yeti, who slams his fist down onto you and buries you in the snow.

[Greengoop]

You wanna look like the good person, so after that you come back to the mountains to find my body. Unfortunately for you, I became a savage hermit awaiting your return. I kill you quickly and use the Scepter to restore my sanity and teleport to the Cave of Bad Dreams.

[RayGamer99]

Jano sees you teleport there and, assuming that you're there for the treasure, he swiftly eats you and takes the scepter from you. Just then, Rayman appears with my body and asks Jano where the scepter is, to which he responds "Do you want the scepter or my treasure?" Rayman, annoyed since he's already done this before, takes the scepter from Jano and leaves the cave. Finally, he uses the scepter to revive me; after giving him my thanks, we leave for the Gemstone Temple to do some Lum collecting.

[Giant Chicken]

While Rayman is adventuring, he see's a pile of meat, shuffling towards him! He scream and run away, dropping the scepter as he does so. That pile of meat, however, turns out to be me, having somehow survived the shotgun barrage! I use the scepter, (albeit, with way too much trouble), and finally heal myself back up! I then call up everyone I befriended throughout this johrney, and go trap Greengoop in an island in the middle of the pacific for almost killing me, and go skiing in the Iron Mountains.

[The Jonster]

You only realize your mistake when you reach the iron mountains that there is no snow here and you should have brought your surfboard instead. The fast water current sweeps you from the mountainside and the scepter goes flying, flying….until it pokes a hole in the balloon I was using to reach the reformatory for disturbing children. Undaunted, I use the scepter to quickly fix the balloon and free the Baby Globoxss, handing one of them the scepter so they can defend themselves on the way home.

[RayGamer99]

Just after you leave, the robot dinosaur goes after the Baby Globoxes. It corners the children and the Spyglass Pirate piloting it takes the scepter, planning to give it to Razorbeard so that he can do who knows what with it. Luckily, I see all of this going down and launch some Flying Punches at the Spyglass Pirate from a distance, temporarily knocking him down and giving me just enough time to take the scepter, pick up the Baby Globoxes, and teleport to Globox's House, giving the children back to Globox and Uglette. The parents thank me for bringing them back safely, then I teleport away to Rainbow Creek to chat with Clark.

[Greengoop]

Clark asks you to go back to the cave of bad dreams to get the elixir of life because he has caught a common cold. You, for some reason, oblige and go right away. You get to the end and you see my tormented soul still lying on the floor. I suddenly take the form of a complete skeleton and assault you, gruesomely ripping you into pieces, and use the Scepter you for some reason had the great idea of taking to restore my form. I also kick Jano’s arse and take the treasure and the elixir.

[RayGamer99]

When you come back with the elixir, Clark sees you with my left arm over your shoulder. Because of this, he knows that you killed me, so he beats the life out of you and uses the scepter to revive me. I thank him for this, give him the elixir, and heal his cold. While I go to the Desert of the Knaaren to watch one of their battles, your soul winds up back in the Cave of Bad Dreams, where Jano is veeeery angry with you...

[The Jonster]

Yes he is very angry with Greengoop for creating the Ly haters’ club that he sends me back in time to the moment when the topic is created so I can stop this utter nonsense. Using my own scepter I transform into Rayman 1 Bzzit and fly to the UK where Greengoop lives, and sting his eyes before he can create this topic and then inject venom with my proboscis so he forgets to create it, this it doesn’t exist. My work done, I’m returned to the present-day IceCap to go snowboarding with Sonic.