The 'What If' Game

[RayGamer99]

Then you'd probably have some sort of fun with it!

What if I wanna kick Rayman?

[Greengoop]

Then you’d have to sit through 547 miserable shots, and only a handful would ever be seen by the public

What if I started blasting music and never turned it off, so I was playing it wherever I went?

[RayGamer99]

Then you'd shatter both your eardrums and the eardrums of everyone you came across!

What if I could turn into a convertible?

[Greengoop]

Then you’d feature in a very shit pseudorap song.

What if the music I liked wasn’t considered shit by the public?

[RayGamer99]

Then all of your friends and family would ridicule you for being a sheep!

What if I wished you guys a happy first day of June?

[Greengoop]

Then we would have either a happy or sad day, your wishes do not matter to us

What if I make a groundbreaking discovery later today?

[EdgyRabbid]

THen it would be really dumb!

What if i do get married to Rayman under thr catholic chruch?

[Greengoop]

Then God will be offended because you didn’t marry him!

What if the one piece was real?

[EdgyRabbid]

Then polotics would be very differne

what if i got to the edith rank this summer?

[Greengoop]

Then you would rank Edith… I mean up!

What if Tings were Pink with Maroon polka dots and Lime stripes?

[EdgyRabbid]

Then my eyes would hurt like hell!

What if i wasnt autstic?

[Greengoop]

The you’d have *googles list of disabilities* all these!

What if I could go to the gym in sooner than 2 hours!

[EdgyRabbid]

Then youd look like spongebob in that newer episode!

What if my math teacher stopped stopping me from using my computer in his class?

[Greengoop]

Then you would start a riot!

What if I knew what to revise for computing?

[EdgyRabbid]

Then your website would be on something else then fucking word press!

What if i became a game dev?

[Greengoop]

Then you would have developed Rayman 1 all along!

What if people started asking for Rayman 6?

[EdgyRabbid]

Then ubi would tell us to shut the fuck up!

WHat if i got banned?

[The Jonster]

Then Greengoop would have nobody to chat with!

What if I banned Greengoop?

[EdgyRabbid]

Then id be lonely!

What if someone donated me all their tings right now?

[Greengoop]

Then you would, for some reason, wake up with your arms and legs cut off in the mornings!

What if I knew more songs on bass?

What if someone donated me all their tings right now?

Then you’d be living in a very odd universe.