The Leptys Scepter Quest

[RayGamer99]

Turns out that the bird, in reality, gave the scepter to me in disguise! While I was sailing through the air, I put some coordinates to "Ithasmore's House" on the scepter right before I dropped it, then I quickly slipped into an ACME Ithasmore Suit and, once I crashed onto the ground, I quickly set up a hammock and waited for the bird to follow the coordinates to my location. I pat myself on the back for my plan working perfectly and teleport away to Olympus Maximus to watch Olympia and Sibylla compete.

[The Jonster]

You run into me there, and we decide to have a bet with the scepter as the prize to see who wins. Unfortunately for you, my bet, Olympia, was the clear winner, so I received my prize, the Scepter of the Leptys! I wished that we could play Mario Party 5 together, and we were teleported to my house so we could play. We decided to bet again with the scepter as the prize. Who won though....?

[RayGamer99]

You end up winning the bet and the scepter. We shake hands, but just as we're about to leave, Chance Time starts right in your house! And wouldn't you know it, the roulette ends up showing that you give me the scepter! Confused but glad I still got it, I decide to teleport us to a racetrack in the Jibberish Jungle where a mosquito and a walking shell are waiting for us. I hop onto the mosquito and you get on the walking shell, then an announcer explains that we'll race for the Scepter of the Leptys. 3, 2, 1, AAAND THEY'RE OFF!

[Giant Chicken]

...Before they all crash right into a inconveniently placed spruce tree that I put bonemeal on right as you were in front of it! I then grab the scepter, get on the walking shell, and speed off! I eventually make it to a random warp pipe, which I use to teleport me home.

[The Jonster]

Thankfully I survived. Furious that our fun was ruined I make the walking shell fly instead, causing ithasmore to fly into the random warp pipe at max speed. I pull out my baseball bat and wait for a few seconds before the shell comes flying back out and smash ithasmore’s face with it, killlng him. I take the scepter and turn back the time so that we are back to racing, only this time ithasmore does not appear as he’s dead.

[Giant Chicken]

Mildly inconvenienced at my death, I possess the moskito Raygamer is riding on, and shoot Jonster off the shell, and shake off Raygamer. While Jonster is recovering from his fall, I give him a couple stings, before grabbing the scepter! I then fly away and land on a cloud, somehow being able to stand perfectly fine on it, and look at the stars for a while.

[The Jonster]

None of the stings kills me, enabling me to hang on the shell. We stop for a bit at the cliff. Then I come up from behind the fleeing moskito and use a fireball to burn his lights out, what an annoying insect! I give Raygamer a shoe kart as an apology for destroying his flying Moskito along with the scepter and decide to wait in the Clearleaf Forest with Rayman and Globox for the next race.

[RayGamer99]

Luckily, the scepter is indestructible (I think), so it comes out of the fire unscathed. I take it and use it to revive my mosquito, then while we wait for the next race, the five of us play some Checkers; the winner, of course, gets the scepter (or at least a replica of it)!

[Giant Chicken]

While you lot are playing checkers, I, now stuck as a lost soul, go to Olympus to meet up with Zeus, my old chum from back in the 90's, and go have a nice chat with him. Once he learns of my scepter escapades, he decides to help me out, by sending a volley of lightning bolts down at you guys, bubblizing you all! He then gets Gaia to create a new body for me, and I go grab the scepter, before thanking them and going to a haunted house, even though Halloween season is months away.

[RayGamer99]

Unfortunately for you, the haunted house is closed until Halloween season - the ghosts living there decided to make a business out of it! Ignoring this, you use the scepter to open the haunted house, but as soon as you step in, a swarm of ghosts steal your scepter in retaliation. I hear about this and, a few days later, disguise myself as a decoration salesman and successfully sell the ghosts a crate of Halloween props in exchange for the scepter. Finally, I teleport back to the Clearleaf Forest and revive my bubblized allies, then the four of us head to the Marshes of Awakening for some waterskiing.

[Giant Chicken]

Unfortunately, by the time you get back, they all have dissapeared! However, I come up to you with an offer; If I revive all of your friends, then I get the scepter! You foolishly agree, thinking theres no way I'll ever revive them. But when you accept, I pull out 4 Xbox controllers, and plug them into the ground, before turning them on and spawning all your friends back into life! Having no choice, you give me the scepter, and I walk away, going to a nearby Amazon warehouse to nab whatever random things I can find inside without being caught.

[The Jonster]

Unfortunately I was the security guard on break and when I get back I see you walking out with a bunch of iPhones, tablets, and Rayman figurines. Stopping you, I demand you to pay, and you attempt to give me the scepter as payment. Knowing what it was I not only cause you to put the stuff back but I also force you into the tv where your other selves attack.

[Greengoop]

I see you wearing your newly emerged “I did a good thing today” shirt, and decide to get my Mushitron 5555 out of my trouser pocket. I turn you into slop and then pick up the Scepter and use it to make 568 OLED TVs fall out of thin air for Ithasmore to enjoy.

[RayGamer99]

Strangely, all of the TVs show a hypnotic swirl that puts Greengoop and Ithasmore into an near-unbreakable trance. A voice on the TVs commands Greengoop to “bring the scepter to RayGamer99,” which he does, much to my surprise. I use the scepter to teleport away to the Blue Mountains for some mountain climbing, somehow breaking you out of the trance in the process. What does the TV tell Ithasmore? “Have a nice day.”

[Giant Chicken]

I go ahead and follow the tv's advice, and go on a hike on the Blue Mountains! I follow some trails, do some climbing, and even see a boulder roll down the trail next to me! Eventually, I stumble across a scepter, right next to a boulder eerily similar to the pne I saw rolling down the trail, with something underneath it! I decide to simply pick up the scepter, and walk away, before going to the Land of the Livid Dead (the R3 one) to go have a picnic with some of the allies I made though this journey, and even some enemies!

[RayGamer99]

That something was not me, but rather a stone dog! While I was climbing, one of the pesky mutts stole the scepter and ran off with it. Rather than punching it like a sensible person, I decided to crush it by rolling a nearby boulder down a hill. Anyways, I run down the mountain after seeing you take the scepter - and because a certain stony fellow was on my tail - and, upon reaching you and losing the granite giant, ask you what you’re doing here. You respond that you’re headed for a picnic and invite me to it, which I gladly accept. The two of us, among many others, have some food, a nice chat, and even play some games in the Land of the Livid Dead. Finally, when it was all said and done, we part ways with the scepter in my hand (I won it in one of our games), and I teleport away to my treehouse in the Woods of Light to rest for a bit.

[The Jonster]

Slop however falls on the treehouse and you go out to investigate. After using the scepter on it it’s revealed to me in the flesh. I take your scepter and split the power in two halves and give you one part. I then head off to Tom Delonge’s house so I can trash it and destroy his guitars so he cannot play anymore, and thus one of Greengoops’s beloved band is put on hiatus to his ultimate despair. I meet Edgerabbit on the way home and tell him my secret mission is complete, giving him my scepter as payment.

[Greengoop]

Due to the fact that I had bought tickets to a blink-182 concert, I now have a whole spare day on my library. I kill RayGamer99 just for the sake of it but then I realise what Jonster did. I torture him with my second half to get his and then give Tom a shiny new guitar. He rewards me with free tickets to blink shows for the rest of my life!

[RayGamer99]

Thankfully you only “killed” a mannequin replica of me, meanwhile I was safe and sound on Palm Beach. After Murfy delivers me news of Greengoop torturing Jonster for the scepter, though? He made a bad mistake. After Greengoop leaves one of his free blink shows, I use the half of the scepter I had to cast a hole under him, dropping him into a pit of savage Dark Creatures and leaving the scepter on the ground. I then pick it up and use it to end Jonster’s suffering and take away the Dark Creatures in the rather large pit - though Greengoop is still stuck in it. Finally, I teleport back to Palm Beach and start a small business of selling tropical (non-alcoholic) drinks. Oh, and what happened to my half of the scepter? I buried it in a treasure chest in an undisclosed location with gold coins and other random loot for someone to find.

[The Jonster]

Apparently, Greengoop attempted to torture me by force-feeding me cheesecake. Which I then spit in his face so he couldn't see in that pit. After looking around the Palm Beach I find the loot RayGamer had buried. I'm only interested in the loot though, but I use the scepter to teleport me to the Magic Well so I can get some stronger powerups for my fist. In case Greengoop somehow escapes and tries to spam my secret forums.