Corrupt a wish!

[EdgyRabbid]

granted, but you die in 20 mintues.

I wish i had a new bike.

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but it's just a small LEGO bike.

I wish I could guarantee that I would make it to Record Day.

[Greengoop]

Granted. we make an impressive total of 2 posts; both made by Greengoop!

I wish I could just relax later instead of having to get so much done.

[Rsandee]

Granted but now you are way less relaxed because you're worrying about getting so much done later :'))))) (yes this is literally what I always tell myself to get sh!t done)

I wish my landlord would just activate/fix my cable internet already.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but he messes up the internet and puts the entirety of the Netherlands, Scotland and Turkey offline.

I wish I had time to revise maths.

[Rsandee]

But then I can't stay in contact with my gf

You now have time to revise maths, but not enough time to post on RPC.

I wish I'm not the only one at the office tomorrow.

[The Jonster]

Good then Greengoop can stop posting like it’s RD around here

You’re not at the office then…you’re fired!

I wish I liked raw tomatoes.

[Greengoop]

Granted, you love them so much you spend all your money on them, and turn to theft to supply your raw tomato needs!

I wish every time I listened to a banger felt like the first time.

[The Jonster]

Now, every time someone asks you what your favorite song is, you cannot answer! Because you’ve never listened to any songs before!

Greengoop wishes he could steal my Tings.

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but since you didn't wish for that, the scamp actually pulls it off!

I wish cod tasted better.

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but because cod already tastes great, it becomes so great that it fries your taste buds!

I wish that all wishes wished for in this topic would be reversed.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it adds so much confusion that it’s nearly completely unreadable here!

I wish I could wish for more wishes, and use those to wish that I wish to wish for more wishes

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted... but you explode due to how confusing that is.

I wish i could get Tily faster.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it’s a permanent Tily special rank!

I wish I knew why the Mr Dark rank looked like he had a shotgun in his hand

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted, but you lose memory of RPC all togethor!

I wish to not fail math!

[Greengoop]

Granted, you barely pass, but nobody wants to employ you as it’s still a really low mark.

I wish I could see an updated 50 richest members list.

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted.. but it costs you all your tings!

I wish i had all the free time in the world!

[Greengoop]

Granted but people get fed up with your laziness and you have to start working for yourself.

I wish I could touch old stuff without leaving finger marks in the dust.

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted, but your dna is forever on the object!

I wish i had the motivation to finish my 2 latest xbox games.

[Greengoop]

Granted but the ending is a live action video of a person getting skinned alive.

I wish I was better at reading music.