Corrupt a wish!

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted, so it happens to you instead!

I wish i didnt forget that i asked the same question literaly 4 pages ago.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you forget a moment later and post it 55 times in a row.

I wish that I was hungrier so I could enjoy my nice dinner more.

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted, but now youre the dinner!

I wish record day to be a fun day where i dont get tings reduced!

[Greengoop]

Granted but you get a trillion tings deducted the following day.

I wish I could gaslight every English speaker into thinking a word exists.

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted, but now they all speak gribberish.

I wish tings were doubled today for no reason.

[Greengoop]

Granted but so is everyone else’s, making yours not as special.

I wish for a nice record player.

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted, but its haunted and kills you!

I wish i had an idea for a Spy vs Spy fanficton.

[Greengoop]

Granted but it involves Greengoop.

I wish I could establish the church of Greengoop.

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted, but it turns into a cult.

I wish for a large donation of tings!

[Greengoop]

Granted mah boi! Idk how to corrupt it now it’s happened

I wish the German forums were more active.

[EdgyRabbid]

(Thanks btw)

Granted, but its all me!

I wish summer was here already!

[Greengoop]

Granted but the summer holidays are shortened to one day for more productive school time.

I wish that i could laugh like I did earlier today more often.

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted, but you end up dying of laughter like a sim!

I wish i would stop saying "you die" as a response to this fucking game

[Greengoop]

Granted but you die instead!

I wish that Shrek was love and Shrek was life

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted, but now your gay for shrek.

I wish someone would respond to me in off topic..

[Greengoop]

Granted but it’s a reply to your worst post.

I wish I could climb to the top of my school and do pull ups.

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted but you get arrested.

I wish i didnt forget to put my kandi back on..

[Greengoop]

Granted but I cannot control your memory, so I pretend to help you.

I wish this forum was replaced with a 4chan page!

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted, but everypost is extermly bigoted.

I wish i had some fries.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but they aren’t French!

I wish BlueGoop222 wasn’t a Lithuanian Butcher will world-renowned Cūkgaļa