The Leptys Scepter Quest

[Greengoop]

After digging for ages down the bottom of the pit, I fall on top of Jonster while he’s trying to get powers and fall onto the switch he is holding that self destructs his forum! I take the Scepter and teleport to Woodstock 94 to get into a mud fight with Billie Joe Armstrong.

[RayGamer99]

While you're tussling with whoever that is, I emerge from a Time Washing Machine and notice the scepter in a "Lost and Found" basket (you dropped it during the fight and someone put it there since they didn't know who it belonged to). I take it, claiming that it is mine, and then I teleport me and the Time Washing Machine back to the present to go swimming in the scrapped aquatic world from Rayman 3.

[The Jonster]

You transport yourself to this aquatic world and after awhile run into me, who was swimming in The Bog of Murk! Forgetting to bring anti-piranha repellant, the fishies attack you and I am forced to use the scepter to transport you to dry land .

[Greengoop]

I am drenched in anti-piranha, and I chase Jonster with homemade wooden fins until I catch him and lob him on the head unconscious with them. I take the Scepter, and I teleport to RayGamer99 and skin him alive with an ice pick due to him not knowing who Billie Joe Armstrong is.

[The Jonster]

Greengoop takes a pepper spray not knowing it wasn’t the scepter and instead of skinning RayGamer99 alive he instead sneezes on Greengoop, causing him to melt since he used witchcraft to make himself anti-piranha. When I get up o notice my spray missing so I use the scepter to transport to Fifo’s preparedness shop and get a new one that’s much stronger.

[Greengoop]

I notice that the shop is hosted by a person who is not a Green Day fan, so I launch an air strike on it. Once it and everyone inside is dead i hop along looking for fresh pickings and notice the Scepter. I can’t be bothered to give RayGamer99 a miserable death so I just melt him here and there.

[The Jonster]

The scepter Greengoop picks up is not the leptys scepter! In fact it was a scepter to summon death, so instead of melting RayGamer99 he summoned all the people he just killed as zombies, who all maul him and rip his limbs out. Thankfully I was able to get my pepper spray before the air strike landed but I was upset to hear about the casualties and the loss of the scepter but was glad to hear Greengoop get his comeuppance for destroying my usual preparedness shop. I head back to Coconut Island for a private r&r session.

[RayGamer99]

The scepter was send flying from the air strike, all the way to my workshop in the Moody Clouds. Frustrated at all of Greengoop's attempts to kill me, I decide to use the scepter to build myself an arm cannon that can fire all sorts of projectiles: electric balls, explosives, even bologna sandwiches! I teleport to the preparedness shop to give Greengoop a piece of my mind, only to find that both the shop and Greengoop are gone! Drat. I decide to teleport to Ly's House to train with her, so that I'm ready for whenever Greengoop inevitably returns.

[Giant Chicken]

When you get to Ly's house, you see me, wearing a Ly disguise! Clearly being able to see through the disguise, you shoot at me. However, once the shot lands, you notoce that theres actually a whole bunch of people wearing Ly costumes, and you've stumbled into the Ly fan club! Angry that you shot me, all the Ly fans attack you, getting the scepter and destroying your arm cannon! After you flee, they give me the scepter out of pity, before going back to discussing how to gain more members. After the meeting ends, I go to a nearby gas station to get myself a snickers bar.

[RayGamer99]

After you eat said snickers bar, you throw the wrapper away into a nearby trash can. I happen to be in this trash can, anticipating that you'd do this, and crawl out of it with the wrapper in hand. While you are walking down the street, I place the wrapper near an open manhole. You walk by the manhole and slip on the wrapper, falling straight into it and being beaten up in the sewers by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Meanwhile, I throw away the wrapper, then take the scepter that you dropped and teleport back to my workshop to repair my arm cannon.

[Giant Chicken]

I happened to have been holding a box of pizza as I was walking down the street, and when I fall down the manhole, I simply throw the pizza at them, immediately pacifying them. I crawl out the manhole and call Ales Mansey, Mr Dark having brought him to some of the pomer sessions, and inform him of the workshop that Raygamer had secretly set up in his home. He then picks me up in an airship, before we go and raid your workshop with a bunch of robots, and throw you out onto the ground, splatting you like watermelon! I then take the scepter, talk with Ales for a bit, then head off to the center of the earth, out of boredom.

[RayGamer99]

While I'm falling from the sky, I blast an electric ball from my arm cannon that hits you right as you're about to depart from the Moody Clouds, sending you plummeting. We then engage in another epic boss fight that ends with me blasting the scepter out of your hands and axe-kicking you down onto the ground, making you go ker-SPLAT and giving me +2000 XP. From there, I use the scepter to teleport back to my workshop, get rid of the invading bots, and then teleport to the Snoring Tree to play Rayman Arena with Rayman and his friends.

[The Jonster]

Unfortunately, I’m already playing with them by the time you arrive. However I immiately notice the arm cannon and after asking you where you got it from, offer my place for the scepter, which you accept. Then I teleport to this workshop (which is mysteriously restored) and equip myself with !!!! !!!! So I can participate in the quiz game with the fairies without worry

[Giant Chicken]

However, before you could leave, you see... A bird? A plane? No, its me! Having been revived for like the 500th time from being close buddies with the greek gods, I had launched myself from a cannon into Raygamers workshop, slamming right into Jonster, knocking him out of the workshop, through the sky, right into a hospital! Conveniently, you dropped the scepter inside the workshop, allowing me to simply pick it up. I them eat some bologna sandwiches laying around from when Raygamer was testing his arm cannon, and teleport myself to a random bakery to get myself some food.

[The Jonster]

Unfortunately you teleport into a bakery that was destroyed when you sent me flying, and you are also sent flying, though not to a hospital, but into a lava pit along with the scepter, which burns up before you can save yourself. After getting up from the random attack, I pull out the TOTALLY REAL (BUT NOT REALLY) scepter I made in case someone tried to pull a fast one on me and finish up my ???? ???? In the hospital.

[RayGamer99]

Unfortunately, Jonster is put under arrest by the Teensy police for using a counterfeit scepter to build ???? ????s on June 6th, which is strictly illegal! I think.

A few days later, after equipping a Fire Protection Laser-Washing Powder, I go swimming in a lava pit with Raydoom and Hellen (who I imagine are impervious to lava). While swimming, the three of us find the scepter at the bottom of the pit along with Ithasmore's bones, so we take it and head back to the surface. We then play a random card game to decide who gets the scepter, and thanks to a lucky hand, I end up winning! I take the scepter, chat with the two heroes for a while, and then teleport away to EdgeRabbit's place to tell him about my trip with Hellen.

[The Jonster]

Thankfully I had finished my hand guns and escaped the police after telling they were just guns made to fun coconuts and not actual bullets! I learn that RayGamer99 currently has the real scepter. I could be mean and shoot him with my coconuts but I decide to just visit him at EdgeRabbit's place instead so we can have a shooting contest in his backyard after realising I don't have anything to wish for atm.

[Greengoop]

Whilst you 3 are having fun, I’m still pissed off about RayGamer99 having the Scepter so I decide to fuel my misery by watching y’all have fun. I see RayGamer99 say “so I had a bit of… fun with Helena”. This makes EdgeRabbit erupt in jealousy and he tortures and kills both RayGamer99 and The Jonster. After he calms down, I say hi to him and he gives me the Scepter due to not knowing what to do with it. After we chat about how Rayman is treating him and my totally real girlfriend is treating me, I teleport to DorkLore’s house to talk about the dark truth behind Teensy Queen’s persona.

[The Jonster]

Realising that one of my clones has just been killed, I go to seek the source and find EdgeRabbit to be the cause! In anger I interrupt your meeting and fuck you guys with my infinite knowledge of math and Rayman 2! Unable to contend with my brilliance your brains melt and I use the scepter to undo the spell Edge put on Rayman, returning him to normal. I disguise myself as Greengoop next and teleport to Dorklore’s house. I use my scepter to conjure up the first king and the teensy queen and use their se***** to torture Dorklore into killing herself so no more Teensie theories can ever be created. Finally I go to the Underworld and erase Hellena with my magic eraser cleaning solution leaving the scepter in a lava pit.

[Greengoop]

I go to the Mystical Pique and stand outside so my brain h can freeze back into shape again, then I go on a stroll to the underworld and see Jonster fooling around in there! I say that if I can find the coolest Unicode character, he must give me the Scepter, which he agrees to. I show him the Jonster’s girlfriend Unicode and he gives me the Scepter after that. I then start to wonder how tf I got in the underworld.