Survive the above user's attack!

[Greengoop]

I open it up and transfer all the brains into me!

I then throw 1760 Rayman 3 points at you!

[Steo]

lol

This is the best attack you can throw at me, after all that crap we did the first yaer????? LAUGHING OUT LOUD?????

Haha I don't even remember this. It was like 7 years ago? Wow that's unbelievable that it's been so long. The attack of loud laughs .

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Those points help me break 100k in SBTC and I get very happy then dance with my Xbox.

I don't shower for a week during summer, and never take my shoes off the entire time. I get into a room with you, close all the doors and windows, and take off my shoes!

[RayGamer99]

I put on a plague mask and break through one of the windows to escape!

I then approach in a Death Egg Robot and strike you with my claw!

[Greengoop]

I transform into sonic, meaning I am therefore obliged to defeat you.

I then bring my buddy Mario to fire his portable bullet bill blaster at you!

[Rsandee]

I survive easily because I ate a mushroom beforehand, giving me ample i-frames to move through the bullet bill.

I introduce massive amounts of antimatter into our universe, cancelling out our universal particles that contain mass and destroying it in the process, releasing huge bursts of energy.

[RayGamer99]

“Don’t you realize that this is going to kill you too?” I tell you, and realizing that I’m right, you decide to cancel your attack, bringing things back to normal.

Anyhow, I then dump motor oil on you and reduce you to ashes with my flamethrower!

[Greengoop]

Now I am ash, I manage to survive because Pokémen keep crying on me!

I then use my level 598 Pikachu to Thunder Shock you!

[RayGamer99]

“It’s not very effective…” since all it does is create a loud crack of thunder. He should’ve done something with lightning!

I then summon a Maw-Ray (one of those eels from Super Mario 64) beneath your feet!

[Greengoop]

I use a fireball to quickly dispose of it!

I then force you to listen to your favourite song until you cry about how much you hate it!

[RayGamer99]

After about 3 hours of me listening to this song, you realize that this isn’t going anywhere and stop the music.

I then retreat to 2nd Place and throw a Spiny Shell at you!

[Greengoop]

I get out my kart and walk away from the shell.

I then tell you how shitty Nintendo and Nintendo games are until you are on the brink of suicide!

[RayGamer99]

Fortunately, Mario shows up about a minute into your rant and shuts you up himself.

…by flattening you like a Goomba!

[Greengoop]

I don’t allow Nintendo characters to harm me, so that is to no affect.

I then turn into Crash Bandicoot with a Astro Bot suit and a Kratos axe!

[RayGamer99]

Me and Crash go way back (not that far back, but still), so you can’t harm me as him.

I then launch a Nitro crate straight at you!

[Greengoop]

I eat all the contents!

I then rip off a piano key and stab it in your eye!

[RayGamer99]

I nonchalantly pull it out and drink a healing potion to heal my eye.

I then tie you to a chair and chuck you twenty thousand Lums leagues under the sea!

[The Jonster]

You just wrote down "lums" so i level up and Murfy returns me to the surface!

I throw fireballs at you!

[Rsandee]

I use the fireballs to warm up my dinner.

I make you do taxes.

[The Jonster]

I follow Yoshi's lead and commit tax fraud.

I hurl iceballs at you this time!

[Greengoop]

I fill them with flavour and make them snow cones!

I then behead you with a violin string!