Why isn’t there a single blonde princess?

[EdgyRabbid]

Alright so today I was having a discussion with my friends over Rayman games, and I mentioned how I was surprised that I didn’t play RL as a child as my siblings would’ve loved it.

So I went to look up a blonde princess as I was guessing what characters my sister was gonna play as (she’s blonde and played blonde characters)

Then I realized

Not a SINGLE Princess is blonde?? They’re all either gingers, brunettes or have dyed hair…

This is so bizarre to me? In the previous game we had a blonde Nyphm, and Rayman is blonde… but not a single princess is?

This is legitimately bizarre. They made a princess of hell but not a blonde princess? They had so many skins, and not a SINGLE ONE WAS BLONDE, even in adventures!

So.. what’s the deal??

The main CHARACTER is blonde! So the lack of a blonde princess? Bizarre!!

Is there a reason for this? Genuinely, the fact there’s 2 with pink hair but not one blonde is genuinely insane?

So… why isn’t there a blonde princess??

[lyndo64]

I never noticed that, that is quite strange. They have green hair and purple hair, but no blondies? The closest there is to a blonde princess is Barbara's design in Rayman Adventures, and even that's up for debate.

This is truly one of the travesties of all time.

[Greengoop]

Because none of the princesses suited blonde hair.

[RayGamer99]

The main CHARACTER is blonde! So the lack of a blonde princess? Bizarre!!

In my opinion, Rayman's hair has always looked more orange or yellow-orange to me than blonde, but I get the point.

Like Greengoop said, maybe blonde hair just didn't fit any of their designs - or maybe because blonde-haired princesses are a very common stereotype, Ubisoft deliberately avoided that with their warrior princesses. Who knows

[Pirez]

In my opinion, Rayman's hair has always looked more orange or yellow-orange to me than blonde, but I get the point.

HOLD ON A SECOND THERE LAD!!!!

You mean to tell me that Rayman is a ginger?

[EdgyRabbid]

Why is this turning into a debate on whether or not Rayman is ginger or blonde?

Cuz all I asked is why yall think there is a lack of blonde princesses.

[Pirez]

Because it is important to be certain of what we have before moving on to what we do not have.

[CosmicStrider]

I always thought Rayman was strawberry blonde. (Rayman 3 onwards, anyways.)

Are there any skins for the princesses in Rayman Adventures that are blonde maybe?

And I mean...You could also just mod any one of them in Legends to be blonde.

[EdgyRabbid]

Nope! Not a single blonde princess in this goddamn game series!!

[Magelin]

Simple, that’s because the blonde princess is in another castle!

[Greengoop]

Nope! Not a single blonde princess in this goddamn game series!!

You sound very angry about this.

[EdgyRabbid]

BECAUSE MY SISTER IS BLONDE AND I WANT HER TO PLAY WITH ME!!

But also was genuinely curious.

[Greengoop]

Okay, can’t she just play as another character? You don’t have to look like yourself in game.

[PluMGMK]

Wow, this is something that had never occurred to me, but it seems you're right!

Thinking about it, this feels like a sensible explanation:

maybe because blonde-haired princesses are a very common stereotype, Ubisoft deliberately avoided that with their warrior princesses. Who knows

[The Jonster]

Simple, that’s because the blonde princess is in another castle!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!

I guess we can all agree that Rayman is not a princess, at any rate.

[CosmicStrider]

Looking at a list of character skins in Rayman Legends/Adventures, I'd say Emma might be the closest to blonde, maybe? More of a dirty blonde, perhaps. I mean, technically you could mod any one of them or even the Teensy Queen, to be blonde.

...Does the Golden Teensy count as blonde?