The 'What If' Game

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Re: The 'What If' Game

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Then youd became a Sea bass... more like C+!

What if i stopped making shitty puns?
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Re: The 'What If' Game

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Greengoop wrote: Wed Jun 11, 2025 5:36 pm Then you would, for some reason, wake up with your arms and legs cut off in the mornings!
You'd cut somedbody's arms and legs for donating all their Tings to you? Learning more about you each day :lol:
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Re: The 'What If' Game

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EdgeRabbit wrote: Wed Jun 11, 2025 5:37 pm What if i stopped making shitty puns?
You'd make other...puns? Hmm...

What if I had a modicum of creativity?
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Then you would hardly be able to do anything with it, considering how small it is. Still worth trying, though!

What if Rayman's feet had minds of their own, like his hands did in Rayman 3?
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Re: The 'What If' Game

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Then they’d run off to get licked whenever rayman went to sleep :bad:

What if I found the rank I was looking for?
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Re: The 'What If' Game

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Then you would humiliatingly beg at the feet of the mods to give you that rank!

What if you could freely explore New Donk City in Donkey Kong Bananza?
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Re: The 'What If' Game

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Then you’d die from extreme donk overload!

What if the past 3 days were an endless loop?
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That would be a even worse goundhog day..

What if my wiki got more views?
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Then it’d be heavily vandalised and would end up looking like the Scary Godmother Wiki on crack.

What if there was an actually good iceberg editing site online?
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Re: The 'What If' Game

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Then I'd probably consult it once or twice a day. Like how I like online tier lists.

What if cats just stopped biting people that pet them, even if it's just playful? It hurts ffs.
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Re: The 'What If' Game

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Then they’d start biting people who didn’t pet them, and they now have some convenient iron teeth in them!

What if some big twitch streamer (Kai Cenat, Jynxzi etc.) called a huge raid on RPC?
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Re: The 'What If' Game

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Then we’d retaliate by declaring war on their account!

What if I had more frequent bursts of creativity?
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Re: The 'What If' Game

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Then it would be a stream of creativity, duh.

What if I was fired today?
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Re: The 'What If' Game

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Then you’d suddenly get a job offer in the textiles industry. :)

What if I was suddenly offered to join a huge band?
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Re: The 'What If' Game

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Then you'd become a celebraity!

What if I only ate cauliflower?
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Re: The 'What If' Game

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You will become a role model for extreme vegetarians!

What if the Internet archives disappeared?
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Re: The 'What If' Game

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Then some shady hacker group would get a very bad reputation! :confus:

What if the person below me finds £100 on the street?
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Re: The 'What If' Game

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Greengoop wrote: Sat Aug 09, 2025 7:29 am Then some shady hacker group would get a very bad reputation! :confus:

What if the person below me finds £100 on the street?
I will first go to the bank to exchange it for Chinese yuan.

What if there were an animated movie adapted from Tonic Trouble?
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Re: The 'What If' Game

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Then I wouldn't watch it just like I haven't played the game.

What if Jack Black just wasn't such a piece of sh!t and Matt Berry kept the role of Steve in the Minecraft movie?
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Re: The 'What If' Game

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I still wouldn't watch it.

What if Rayman games had VR versions?
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