Corrupt a wish!

[RayGamer99]

Granted, now deodorant claims to work for exactly 0.5 seconds!

I wish it wasn't so hard for me to write certain characters' dialogue and their interactions with each other.

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, every form of writing is erased from the world, so now you no longer have to worry about writing in general!

I wish everything was 50% cheaper!

[RayGamer99]

Granted, the quality of everything in the world suddenly drops by 50%!

I wish Rayman: The Board Game actually comes in 2025!

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, a single copy of the board game comes out, before the rest are destroyed in a fire!

I wish that I could draw better!

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you have to learn how to use your hands again beforehand. (NPI)

I wish Deftones made Nu-Metal music for longer.

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but the universal autocorrect mistakes your request as wanting them to make no metal music, so they never make that music again.

I wish we got a series of ongoing official Rayman comics, like IDW's Sonic the Hedgehog comics.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but they’re live action and one of them notoriously placed their photographing spot next to an open-air human slaughterhouse. Let’s just say many Rayman fans are traumatised.

I wish I had the editing skill to make an iceberg video.

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but they’re live action

How do you even make a live-action comic?

I wish I had the editing skill to make an iceberg video.

Granted, but you now lack the interest to go that deep into any given topic.

I wish it wasn't so hard to avoid spoilers for a game that just released (in this case, Donkey Kong Bananza).

[Greengoop]

How do you even make a live-action comic?

By taking pictures with a camera and adding special effects and speech bubbles.

I wish it wasn't so hard to avoid spoilers for a game that just released (in this case, Donkey Kong Bananza).

Granted, but you still end up encountering spoilers anyway.

I wish a big twitch streamer made a random low budget indie game from 2008 popular. That’d just be really funny to me, no other reason.

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but the game gets wiped from the internet after the streamer popularizes it, meaning the only footage of the game is from the streamer playing it.

I wish I would finally make a signature that I'm actually proud enough of to use!

[Greengoop]

Granted, it’s about an extremely polarising political stance you have, causing you to become heavily disliked by everyone except Greengoop who agrees fwr.

I wish I could travel back in time to study extinct languages.

[PluMGMK]

Granted but you can't come back and they mistake you for a witch with your strange tongues and magical devices (assuming you brought any with you)

I wish my chin would stop breaking out in spots whenever I'm even mildly stressed…

[Greengoop]

Granted, now you aren’t so bothered about getting mildly stressed and start getting stressed a lot more than you were before! (Which makes it start to break out again.)

I wish I remembered what the best breakfast to go for at Premier Inn was.

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but they stopped serving it 5 years ago.

I wish Mario Kart World had more costumes for Donkey Kong and Pauline.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but they made the rookie mistake of getting r34 artists to design them.

I wish I found the Lunnasting stone that’s supposed to be somewhere at the Scottish museum.

[Teensies in Globox]

I wish I found the Lunnasting stone that’s supposed to be somewhere at the Scottish museum.

Granted, but they stole it from you and lied that archaeologists found it.

I wish John Connor hadn't died in Terminator: Dark Fate.

[dr_st]

I wish John Connor hadn't died in Terminator: Dark Fate.

Granted, but instead he had become Skynet and killed everyone.

I wish they hadn't made sequels to the Terminator after Judgment Day.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it’s later revealed that a terminator 3 starring Hunchman801 and Michel Ancel (that would’ve allowed all Rayman fans to have a 5 star cinema experience watching it for free, and they’d pay us a trillion pounds to watch it) was cancelled. They also delete both films from all streaming services and forcefully recall every physical copy of the films. (as well as suing everyone who pirates it for all their money plus lifetime tax of a sum of a quintillion, that’ll also be inherited through their generation. Congrats pirates, you just doomed your entire lineage!) because they assumed that nobody cared about the series anymore because nobody was demanding sequels to terminator 2.

I wish it was Monday today instead of Sunday.

[dr_st]

I wish it was Monday today instead of Sunday.

Granted. Simply granted.

[Teensies in Globox]

Granted. Simply granted.

What about your wish?

I'll be back, I hope you'll have your wish by then.