Corrupt a wish!

[EdgyRabbid]

granted, but now you cant hear!

I wish I could get that damn bullfrog plush without having to pay 30$ for shipping from France!

[Greengoop]

Granted, you get a plush of a frog with real bull horns, and you get gruesomely stabbed whenever you try to cuddle it!

I wish poster frames didn’t cost so much.

[EdgyRabbid]

granted, but they're made out of cardboard.

I wish that I had the money for my Halloween custome

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you accidentally put it in the microwave and burn it after spending a trillion bucks on it.

I wish bigger bands played at the music venue in my town. (I know Green Day played there twice in the early nineties but that’s probably about it for huge bands.)

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted, but its only cornsivertial figures.

I wish people would stop worrying about me.

[Greengoop]

I wish people would stop worrying about me.

Granted, everyone is now worrying about themselves and you have to constantly reassure everyone!

(I know Green Day played there twice in the early nineties but that’s probably about it for huge bands.)

A quick Google search tells me that Adele, Oasis, Coldplay, Green Day, Muse and Mumford & Sons have all played there, apparently.

I wish there was more shops in my village, there’s like 1 restaurant, 2 cafes, 2 corner stores and a gas station and that’s it.

[EdgyRabbid]

granted, but they all cost 100$

I wish it wasn't hard to use my Chromebook with my Kandi on

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but... Uh... You spontaneously combust, I got no good ideas for this one.

I wish that my favorite band would get back together!

[Greengoop]

Granted, but your favourite band is now The Shaggs for some reason.

I wish there were more high quality music critics out there.

[EdgyRabbid]

granted, but they thrown in random slurs.

I wish that I could write down my novel with only my mind

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but your mind is an absolutely terrible writer, making multiple grammar mistakes and mispelling every single word.

I wish for an enchilada.

[Greengoop]

Granted, an enchilada appears in the middle of the Sahara desert, and some sorta animal eats it up within 30 seconds.

I wish I could control the sun.

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but you have to constantly keep it in place, unless you want the sun to be hurled straight into earth!

I wish I could re-remember everything I learned in German class.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you have to constantly battle your head for the rest of your life to not forget what you learned that class.

I wish home renovations were reversible.

[Rsandee]

Granted, but now you have to constantly protect your home from garden gnomes who come to break all your renovations down every single night while you're asleep.

I wish that whenever I make a wish, the next poster conveniently forgets to corrupt all my future wishes so I can get away with having infinite uncorrupted wishes.

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but you conveniently forget about this, and now always ask the genie for a cure to come with your wishes!

I wish the economy would collapse, just for funsies.

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted, but we all die.

I wish I had more ideas for wishes.

[Rsandee]

Granted, but you lose the ability to make further wishes.

I wish for a golden ticket to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but before you could go his factory was shut down due to a chocolate flood caused by the chocolate waterfall clogging up!

I wish that my wishes side effects would transfer towards everyone else in the world!

[Indy]

Plot twist! It doesn't work like that. Try again.

I wish for Record Day to be extended.