The 'What If' Game

[The Jonster]

No comment.

The incidence of Creutzfeld-Jakub Disease in Springfield would fall off significantly.

What if we managed to get 33k posts today?

That really would be amazing!

What if i rolled off my bed?

[PluMGMK]

Then you'd have more Tings than I have right now

What if I wasn't allergic to taking selfies?

[The Jonster]

Then your phone would be clogged.

What if I kept all the tings i earned?

[DaveRattlehead]

You'd be the sexiest member of RPC!

What if I could understand dogs?

[Rsandee]

Then you'd still fall victim to tingflation.

What if I forgot to write a what if

[EdgyRabbid]

Then you'd have your tings deduced.

What if I won the record?

[Rsandee]

Then you'd be rich.

What if Curionone started posting more?

[Curionone]

Then, it would be reciting Shakespeare in sign language.

What if your shadow started doing its own thing and refused to follow you?

[Master]

Then I'd desperately hard to make an All Hail Shadow pun.

What if I made a pun that was actually funny?

[Rsandee]

Then we'd all give you a standing ovation (because that's never happened before, jk)

What if I were less mean?

[The Jonster]

Then you’d be a big softie!

What if I eat pineapple on pizza?

[Curionone]

Then I'd just be a... pun-ditential.

What if your socks were always slightly damp?

[The Jonster]

Then i would be going sockless.

What if I eat an apple core?

[DaveRattlehead]

I'd get dumped by the time I take off my shoes.

What if I never applied deodorant?

[Master]

Then I would have to remove my feet. There is no world where I can continue with damp socks.

What if I wasn't so melodramatic?

[The Jonster]

Then we'd have a massive ninja post session and you'd be chill.

What if I woke up, and suddenly died?

[Rsandee]

Then you'd be dead and that'd be sad.

What if things were not meant to be?

[Master]

Then the very fabric of reality would fracture, for their being would suddenly unbe.

What if verbs became adjectives?

[Curionone]

Then, it would be the end of the conversation almost.

What if all tastes would be reversed?

[Master]

Then I'm afraid my view upon many things will have soured.

What if I put drums on a guitar?