You know you suck at Rayman when...

[Mortamon Saturn]

When Ubisoft hires you as the sole developper to produce the next Rayman game!... As the expert in gen AI prompts.

[Greengoop]

When your back hurts after 47 minutes.

[DaveRattlehead]

When RGBgoop is better than Greengoop.

[Greengoop]

When Greengoop finishes last IN RD.

[lyndo64]

When the Teensies kick you out from the Hall of Doors.

[Mortamon Saturn]

When you demotivate Greengoop so much, he doesn't post a single time during a day!

[Rsandee]

You suck at rayman when antitoons kill you in Rayman 2.

[Greengoop]

When unfunny Rayman fans make Sexbomb #1 on Spotify.

[RayGamer99]

When the Goth Teensy quits his job and leaves the Dead Door open.

[DaveRattlehead]

When the Hoodlums kill you in the R3 intro.

[Mortamon Saturn]

When Mister Death takes YOUR teeth instead!

...Wait actually, that could also go in the too good topic, because it could mean your teeth are just that incredible!

[Greengoop]

When mister death sues death grips for copyright infringement.

[Rsandee]

Is there a mister death!??!?!??!?!?!?

When Ly doesn't save Rayman from falling into the lava because you'd just end up failing anyways.

[Greengoop]

When Rayman listens to /mu/ essentials.

[Mortamon Saturn]

When you suffocate to Mister Death while snoring in the Origins intro!

[Rsandee]

When a little Globox kid ends up handing you over the 4th mask because it found it laying around somewhere, because your lazy a$$ couldn't find it somehow.

[Mortamon Saturn]

When there's actually a fourth sanctuary in Rayman 2 and the guardian absolutely wrecks you!

[Rsandee]

When Razorbeard refuses to buy the Grolgoth because you're a pushover anyways.

[The Jonster]

When you demotivate Greengoop so much, he doesn't post a single time during a day!

Great, so we all rock then!

[Mortamon Saturn]

When you can't afford the Grolgoth... and yeah you're Razorbeard for some reason, because you just don't deserve to be on the good side!